I love these two videos. They are my all time favorite. Just so you fuckers know. LOL I don’t ever see myself getting married, but if I did it would be like this video, but life is to much fun when you aren’t.

Listen fucktards make sure you have sound and speakers. LOL. By the way faggots look how hot the chunky one is. He is the one at 1 min and 15 seconds into the 1st video.. LOL. I think he’s soooooooo hot :p

As for “Perl” in the 2nd video she is a little Skyler up one side and down the other. LOL. LOOK THE FUCK OUT.

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I’m feeling mighty generous so, therefore you fuckheads can worship my tits and some of the recent posts have updated pictures to. I plan on posting every 3 or 4 days.

It wasn’t until 5 years ago on July 4th, 2004 I started doing this. Wow!!!! I can not believe I have been dominating five solid years and STILL LOVE IT. Some people hate getting up in the morning, but not me. I look forward to each day. Just so you fuckers can make me laugh my fucking ass off. You guys give me anything I want and for that I am very greatful. I was cleaning up my site this afternoon and found some intresting comments I have received and did not realize they were pending. Some are posted and some really grabbed my attention. Guys, don’t be shy to post me comments. I get them right to MY OWN PERSONAL EMAIL.

“Will You Share That Cock With This Dick Hungry Faggot?”

“That video is hot, hot, hot! This guy really does have 11 inches of Thunder! Woof! Woof!”

“SkylerJordan Is So Fuckalicious”

“Mistress Skyler was so mean to me today. She made me kneel down and service her friends 11 inch cock – its soo fat it barely fit in my mouth but she foced me to suck him off saying she wouldn’t tell anyone as long as I swallowed his cum. So I did and NOW she said shes going to SELL the recording of it on NF ANYWAY because i enjoyed his dick TOO MUCH!!!!!!”

“Skyler is the best – I just keep cumming back for more!!!! IF your dick is small she is unmerciful – she made me watch the big cock on her suck videos so I could see a ‘real’ one. And boy does she suck it! She made me suck it too and said, “I had to tell the world” . Shes so delightfully mean!!!!!!!”

“Great video. Skyler is very very hot. Worth every penny.”

“Excellent value! Skyler’s website is well done with lots of HIGH QUALITY content.”

“Skyler is so great. i don’t know how, but she knew exactly what i was thinking.”

“Wow! What a super hottie. If she lived any close, I’d be in trouble… hehe. Hot hot hot, and dammm, that southern girl accent made the jizz shoot at least another foot higher! I’m drained.”

MUAH,
SKYLER

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I’m not going into details with you little fuckheads. I just soon keep that all to my little myself. I might sign on later tonight, but for now I’m one extremely happy, mean, conniving, evil little bitch. In the mean time admire what you fuckheads want and need and will NEVER HAVE, while I think about THE GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE taking your money.

This is all you losers deserve. Here’s you fuckheads some jackoff material. It’s such a shame what’s in my greedy little hands was from you pieces of shit. Now let’s look at the real story here, there you sit reading this bullshit you didn’t have me and you certainly don’t have this money anymore. LOL. It looks so bad doesnt it? Well that’s ok, because you fuckheads love it and you can’t get enough it. In the mean time if I’m not around check out my girlfriends over at OFFICIALPHONESEX.COM NOW STROKE AND PAY.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

It’s never to early to tribute Mistress. You motherfuckers need to get all over My wishlist and send Me big fat automatic tributes to show your appreciation for Me. I expect y’all to be thanking Me for giving you any damn bit of attention that you ever get out of Me. Show Me the money, bitches! Get up on some gifts and I mean like NOW, as soon as you read this, all of My fuckin’ sluts, you know who I am talking to. I don’t want to be disappointed in My really good bitches. I know they will be giving’ it up, high and hard, with the fat money, but you new cash whores better get right with the Tax Season spirit and make sure you understand who is getting’ and who is giving’ and, bitch, that means YOU!!!

I want to be thrilled this Tax season, so all you slaves, sissies, and loyal servants get busy and make this the best TAX season ever. Worship your Mistress with the gifts you keep on giving to Me. It’s so much fun receiving gifts and tributes from you all so make sure you stay at the top of My list of good little piggies. Looking for Phone Sex try my friends at Official Phone Sex….

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I had him stay like that while I ignored him for three more hours, letting him take another drink here and there. That drunken moron was on the phone mumbling about his tater testes and being My new little cock whore, half asleep, for like seven damn hours. Every now and then I would hear him moan “I love you, Mistress,” in between snoring and quietly singing about that dispatcher’s country fried gravy all over his wife’s big tits or some such other half-garbled nonsense. All of a sudden, he perked up and got half coherent, asking Me how much money he had spent on the call so far. Well, I told him he had been on for over five hours and had paid Me some big tributes. Drink more bitch I yelled. You said you wanted forced intoxication so drink more slut.

That bitch just mumbled and then fell back into his little weak balloon voice, all worshipful of the cucumber twisting up in his ass. I just kept having him slather it up withvegetable shortening and telling him what a pathetic little cock worshipper he was becoming. That trashed motherfucker could not get enough of that cucumber and I was just rolling as he finally fell asleep and the phone disconnected. That little dick was too drunk to do anything but get his redneck ass fucked and then go to bed . The bitch will be back too because he is addicted to Me now. All My slaves learn that when they show Me their need to be humiliated, it’s like opening up the floodgates. I will make you My bitch, for real, motherfucker, so call Me now and get ready for
MY WORLD!!!

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I asked mr. dickless diner if he had ever even sucked a big cock and he said “no”. What a sack of shit. Here he was going on and on about eating cum and he had never even had so much as a dildo in his ass. The bitch starts telling Me how bad he wants Me to pop his cherry, Ha!!! I told this drunk ass to get in his refrigerator and find Me a super thick and long cucumber and he said he had a big one. I had him grab some crisco out of his pantry. Then I made him down two more shots and, by this time, he was pretty fucking wasted.

I told him to close his eyes and think of that dispatcher’s big old cock all shiny with his wife’s pussy juices. I made him start sucking off that big fat cucumber and he was all messed up and really feeling into it, like it was a real cock. I started reminding him how tiny his skeeter bite dick is in contrast to the one in his mouth and he just hummed with satisfaction. I told him he was a good little cocksucker and how he was so lucky I was letting him give Me money to prove what a horny little cock gobbler he could be. I had him shove that huge vegetable, slow but sure, up his slave ass and he moaned sweetly like a good little bitch. LOL

“You like being fucked like a little cock whore, don’t you, bitch?!” I demanded. The truck-drivin’ queen of the road started moaning and whining in this high-pitched voice that sounded like somebody was torturing a balloon. “oh Mistress,” the bitch cried out, “i love cock, i love it when he fucks me in my ass so hard like that and it’s making My puny prick hard”. I told him he couldn’t cum until he satisfied his wife’s man and he just let out this sigh and I could here him shaking. “Please Mistress, may i cum?” he begged. “HELL NO, you piece of shit,” I hollered at him, “take another drink bitch you wanted
forced intoxication and keep that green bean deep up in your pussy ass!”

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So this guy just kept on babbling about food and his little dick. That bitch was definitely a cumslut and he told Me about this adult video store out in the sticks where he could suck a real cock. I told him that would have to wait for when he wasn’t so damn drunk and I had him throw down another shot. I just love forced intoxication. He starts talking about how much he wants to eat out his wife’s chocolate cream pie and then, before you know it, he starts drifting back to his “tater testes” and how bad he wants Me to fry ‘em up for him to eat. LOL!! I mean this guy only wanted Me to make him drink and he would moan “yessss, MA’AM, mmmm-hmmmm” when I would remind him about how much I liked laughin’ at him and controlling him through the other end of that bottle. They all love it when I tell them how much I adore using and abusing fucking weak-ass niblet-dicks like him.

Then this trashed loser starts singing’ like a really awful country crooner, “fry my tater testes, Mistress, make ‘em extra crunchy. Dip ‘em in your boyfriend’s creamy white country gravy”. HaHa HaHa I had to tell him fast, “whooooaaa there, bocephus,” turn down the volume on that singing’. I sure as hell don’t wanna hear that shit. Just have another shot and settle down for a minute. Then he starts apologizing and telling Me over and over again how he just wants to prove himself to Me by eating his own scraggly nuts. This motherfucker was serious, but too damn drunk to do anything more than mumble about how much he wanted to eat his own damn balls. LOL!! I said, “Drink one more shot” then I decided it was time to break some new ground with this douche bag. Forced Intoxication I think was just a little to much for this cluster fuck. LOL hahahahaha

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

Every now and then I get a call from a slave that just keeps Me laughign’ My ass off for hours. This stinkin’ drunk pusbag called Me last night and, for the first half hour, I could barely get a full sentence out of him without him mumblin’ “Mistress fry my tater testes, mmm mmm good!” He said he’d been downin’ straight shots of bourbon for a couple of hours before he said he finally got the nerve to call Me and that he had been thinking about Me for weeks after seeing a few of My hot videos with a real man and a real big dick. He said, “A Little More Forced Intoxication wouldn’t hurt. LOL This little bitch is a truck driver who caught his wife fuckin’ the dispatcher one day when he had to come back early for repairs. I just about fell out of My chair when he told Me that she called him a “big fat man with a floppy french fry dick” and that she didn’t want nothin’ to do with his fat ass anymore. HAHAHA!!

Well, he started sobering’ up a bit, but then he starts tellin’ me he wants Me to get him all trashed again, so I told him to set up four shots and wait for Me to let him throw each one down. The bitch starts talkin’ about how he wishes he could suck his dispatcher’s “king long dong” after being dipped deep up in his wife’s hot wet pussy.

I told him to down a shot and he starts going on about “suckin’ the whipped cream off of his wife’s cherry pie pussy”and then he started mumbling’ again “Mistress please deep fry my tater testes”. I busted out laughing hard and told him to slam down another shot. That redneck started going on and on about how he needed to get his “floppy french fry dick dipped in a big boy’s white country gravy” and I about fell out, but he wasn’t nearly done talking’ up his little disgustingly funny menu and I wasn’t nearly done keepin’ his crazy ass good and drunk. Check back tomorrow for more. LOL!!!

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

So with My cuckie, chuckie, and gay ray sittin’ on the floor at the foot of My bed, I started fuckin’ the shit out of My boy toy, meat, risin’ up and down on his huge cock while them bitches drooled and stared, all bug-eyed and horny. After My first two orgasms, I looked over at chuckie and told him to get down there and suck gay ray’s cock while the newbie bitch watched in his drunken stupor and stunned fascination. I was whoopin’ it up and bangin’ My meat stick HARD, rough ridin’ that big boy. Then gay ray started to pant and moan while chuckie got down on his cock, but good. Ol’ chuckie has become an expert little cocksucker and gay ray was obsessed with meat’s long fat dick and how I was slidin’ up and down on it and squeezin’ My big perfect tits.

All of a sudden, the new cock whore cried out, “oh my GOD!! I wish I was You, Mistress!!” Immediately, chuckie let go of gay ray’s cock and leaned away from him. chuckie knew what was coming next. I leaned forward and punched gay ray full on in his stupid face without losing a beat on meat’s big cock and hollered, “listen good, new bitch, you don’t EVER open your fat mouth and talk to Me while I am busy gettin’ mine! Mistress don’t like being distracted by Her little cock slaves, you understand Me, BITCH?!?!” Having fallen backward and smacked his head on the floor, gay ray crawled back up to the foot of the bed and begged, “pleeeeease forgive Me, Mistress, pleeeeeeeeease!!!!” I retorted, “I’ll think about it, bitch, if you make it worth My while. you get together with sissy boy and your credit card after I am done fuckin’ meat and make your apology MEAN somethin’! Now, shut the FUCK up while I finish or I’ll hang you by your scrawny ankles and chain you up with that scuzzy dirtbag with your lips locked and taped together, dumb ass.”

He kept his mouth shut after that and I made him and chuckie french kiss each other while they watched the rest of My hour long ride on the meat wagon. I must have cum forty damn times! I swear that meat is the best piece of slave flesh I ever let crawl into My house. WOOOOOO! Hell YEAH!!! gay ray ended up dropping another $7000.00 for his transgressions and I had Myself a nice long sleep while sissy boy locked chuckie, dirtbag, and gay ray in the closet together. I think My new gay boy has learned how things are in Mistress Skyler’s world, but I still like putting him “back in the closet”. Ha!!! See, bitches, it don’t matter if you are straight, bi, or gay. If you step foot in MY WORLD, I will turn you on, break you down, turn you out, and make you over fresh for My purposes and don’t y’all forget it!

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

“So, gay ray, let’s hear what you think is a decent tribute to see Me fuck My boy toy, meat.” I said, sternly, with My arms crossed and My eyes staring down at him as he shook. “Ummm, $200.00, Mistress?” he replied, meekly, looking a little flustered. “MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!” I hollered, while I glared, angrily, down at gay ray. meat got up off the bed and came over to that gay boy and slapped him across his sweaty face so hard that he was thrown off the love seat and onto the floor, but his cock throbbed even harder. “Try again, bitch,” I said calmly. “$500.00, M-M-Mistress?” he mumbled with a frightened look on his face. I looked at meat and nodded, nonchalantly, and he hauled off and kicked him dead in his fat nut sack. gay ray caught his breath as he writhed in pain, but his cock started getting hard again as he stared up at meat’s monster dick.

“I think we got us a little cock whore and pain slut all wrapped up into one, don’t we bois?!” I announced with a belly laugh. “Yes Mistress,” the bitches replied in unison. “Now you have to pay double, gay ray, because I am letting meat beat your ass AND you get to watch Me fuck his tiny brains out! So, let’s hear it, dumb ass… what do you think is a worthy tribute for a Mistress as powerful as Me?” I asked with an evil little grin. “Please Mistress, please have mercy on Me and tell Me it’s okay for Me to pay you $5000.00 for the privelege, please Mistress?” he begged as he looked back and forth at Me and meat’s cock. “Do the math, bitch. $5000.00 times two is….?” I prompted with a wide smile on My face. “$10,000.00, Mistress, YES!!! Please let Me pay You $10,000.00!!” he said with excitement, licking his lips, all wide-eyed and drunk off his ass.

“Okay, sissy boy, I’m going to let him get by with $10,000.00 tonight,” I yelled out with a smirk. While sissy completed the transfer into My account, I had meat grab gay ray by his hard cock and sit him down beside chuckie, who immediately winked at My new bitch and whispered in his ear, “you are so lucky.” gay ray looked bewildered, but quickly returned to being fascinated as I pushed meat back down on the bed and mounted him with gusto! That ain’t the end of this fun night, so check out what happens next tomorrow. I’m going to be taking financial domination calls and also phone sex calls tonight.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!!