This week was a total waste for me. I had the shittiest week ever, but this weekend I had a fucking blast. Even when I was having a shitty week I still managed to fuck a fucker over for almost 1k in less than a few minutes. Poor Poor Alex has no clue. Alex has been fucking with me for 2 solid years on the phone. Last week he started the famous bullshit~
“When am I going to meet you Skyler?”.

Umm FuckFace that shit hasn’t happened yet with anyone and it certainly isn’t going to happen now.

I have more than enough to keep up with right now in my life. I’ m trying to remain active and stay focused, but this isn’t easy when I have so much left to say and really have no clue where the fuck I’m suppose to start. All I do know is what I personally want and I’m loving every single fucking minute of it.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I have had so much going on. See like right now as I type this I’m listening to oldies on my xm radio that nigger bought me and hell he even pays the bill for it. LOL Life is good, but

I have fell behind on my duties. I have some stuff that is bothering me and I’m having a hard time staying focused. I did manage to take you fucks some new pictures. So stroke and pay. I have some stories to share about another cock fag’s, that I’m sure you would love to hear about. I don’t have any pictures, but I can describe and visualize it in GREAT DETAILS. I will be on consistently in the next few days.

ETA: When I get pissed off it makes me work harder. Look what I just did. LOL SO WHOSE NEXT IM ONNA ROLL! $504.00 in less than 15 mins. What a pure and simple stupid fuck, but I love dumbfucks.

CLICK HERE TO SEE JUST HOW FUCKING GOOD I AM!!!!!!

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Yesterday was spent at the pool all day. If you little faggots could have seen the cocks there you would have been foaming at the mouth. Dicks were swinging every which way. Hell I even had the balls to take a picture.

Speaking of balls LOL I have had a lot lately. I guess I’m just ballsy. LOL. Don’t ask me jack shit about him, because I fucking don’t know and did not care. I pretty much have always stayed to myself. I usually do not go looking for trouble. :)

So once I seen this cock I told myself, “Well my faggy fags need some jerk off material”, so I snapped a quick picture for you cock suckers.

On the lighter side. I have a lot going on and I have a damn parrot that is driving me fucking nut-so that is leaving soon.
NOT SOON ENOUGH.

Hell~ the fucking BETA fish slid down the garbage disposal a few weeks back and still lived. :-/ Go Fucking figure.

I swear one by one this house is getting emptied. I’m not fucking MOLLY MCMAID nor do I plan on EVER being.

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I love these two videos. They are my all time favorite. Just so you fuckers know. LOL I don’t ever see myself getting married, but if I did it would be like this video, but life is to much fun when you aren’t.

Listen fucktards make sure you have sound and speakers. LOL. By the way faggots look how hot the chunky one is. He is the one at 1 min and 15 seconds into the 1st video.. LOL. I think he’s soooooooo hot :p

As for “Perl” in the 2nd video she is a little Skyler up one side and down the other. LOL. LOOK THE FUCK OUT.

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I’m feeling mighty generous so, therefore you fuckheads can worship my tits and some of the recent posts have updated pictures to. I plan on posting every 3 or 4 days.

It wasn’t until 5 years ago on July 4th, 2004 I started doing this. Wow!!!! I can not believe I have been dominating five solid years and STILL LOVE IT. Some people hate getting up in the morning, but not me. I look forward to each day. Just so you fuckers can make me laugh my fucking ass off. You guys give me anything I want and for that I am very greatful. I was cleaning up my site this afternoon and found some intresting comments I have received and did not realize they were pending. Some are posted and some really grabbed my attention. Guys, don’t be shy to post me comments. I get them right to MY OWN PERSONAL EMAIL.

“Will You Share That Cock With This Dick Hungry Faggot?”

“That video is hot, hot, hot! This guy really does have 11 inches of Thunder! Woof! Woof!”

“SkylerJordan Is So Fuckalicious”

“Mistress Skyler was so mean to me today. She made me kneel down and service her friends 11 inch cock – its soo fat it barely fit in my mouth but she foced me to suck him off saying she wouldn’t tell anyone as long as I swallowed his cum. So I did and NOW she said shes going to SELL the recording of it on NF ANYWAY because i enjoyed his dick TOO MUCH!!!!!!”

“Skyler is the best – I just keep cumming back for more!!!! IF your dick is small she is unmerciful – she made me watch the big cock on her suck videos so I could see a ‘real’ one. And boy does she suck it! She made me suck it too and said, “I had to tell the world” . Shes so delightfully mean!!!!!!!”

“Great video. Skyler is very very hot. Worth every penny.”

“Excellent value! Skyler’s website is well done with lots of HIGH QUALITY content.”

“Skyler is so great. i don’t know how, but she knew exactly what i was thinking.”

“Wow! What a super hottie. If she lived any close, I’d be in trouble… hehe. Hot hot hot, and dammm, that southern girl accent made the jizz shoot at least another foot higher! I’m drained.”

MUAH,
SKYLER

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I’m not going into details with you little fuckheads. I just soon keep that all to my little myself. Even though it’s worth a book and a NEVER ENDING STORY LOL… I think the title says it all. I might sign on later tonight, but for now I’m one extremely happy, mean, conniving, evil little bitch. In the mean time admire what you fuckheads want and need and will NEVER HAVE, while I think about THE GREATEST TIME OF MY LIFE taking your money.

This is all you losers deserve. Here’s you fuckheads some jackoff material. It’s such a shame what’s in my greedy little hands was from you pieces of shit. Now let’s look at the real story here, there you sit reading this bullshit you didn’t have me and you certainly don’t have this money anymore. LOL. It looks so bad doesnt it? Well that’s ok, because you fuckheads love it and you can’t get enough it. In the mean time if I’m not around check out my girlfriends over at OFFICIALPHONESEX.COM NOW STROKE AND PAY.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

It’s never to early to tribute Mistress. You motherfuckers need to get all over My wishlist and send Me big fat automatic tributes to show your appreciation for Me. I expect y’all to be thanking Me for giving you any damn bit of attention that you ever get out of Me. Show Me the money, bitches! Get up on some gifts and I mean like NOW, as soon as you read this, all of My fuckin’ sluts, you know who I am talking to. I don’t want to be disappointed in My really good bitches. I know they will be giving’ it up, high and hard, with the fat money, but you new cash whores better get right with the Tax Season spirit and make sure you understand who is getting’ and who is giving’ and, bitch, that means YOU!!!

I want to be thrilled this Tax season, so all you slaves, sissies, and loyal servants get busy and make this the best TAX season ever. Worship your Mistress with the gifts you keep on giving to Me. It’s so much fun receiving gifts and tributes from you all so make sure you stay at the top of My list of good little piggies. Looking for Phone Sex try my friends at Official Phone Sex….

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I had him stay like that while I ignored him for three more hours, letting him take another drink here and there. That drunken moron was on the phone mumbling about his tater testes and being My new little cock whore, half asleep, for like seven damn hours. Every now and then I would hear him moan “I love you, Mistress,” in between snoring and quietly singing about that dispatcher’s country fried gravy all over his wife’s big tits or some such other half-garbled nonsense. All of a sudden, he perked up and got half coherent, asking Me how much money he had spent on the call so far. Well, I told him he had been on for over five hours and had paid Me some big tributes. Drink more bitch I yelled. You said you wanted forced intoxication so drink more slut.

That bitch just mumbled and then fell back into his little weak balloon voice, all worshipful of the cucumber twisting up in his ass. I just kept having him slather it up withvegetable shortening and telling him what a pathetic little cock worshipper he was becoming. That trashed motherfucker could not get enough of that cucumber and I was just rolling as he finally fell asleep and the phone disconnected. That little dick was too drunk to do anything but get his redneck ass fucked and then go to bed . The bitch will be back too because he is addicted to Me now. All My slaves learn that when they show Me their need to be humiliated, it’s like opening up the floodgates. I will make you My bitch, for real, motherfucker, so call Me now and get ready for
MY WORLD!!!

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I asked mr. dickless diner if he had ever even sucked a big cock and he said “no”. What a sack of shit. Here he was going on and on about eating cum and he had never even had so much as a dildo in his ass. The bitch starts telling Me how bad he wants Me to pop his cherry, Ha!!! I told this drunk ass to get in his refrigerator and find Me a super thick and long cucumber and he said he had a big one. I had him grab some crisco out of his pantry. Then I made him down two more shots and, by this time, he was pretty fucking wasted.

I told him to close his eyes and think of that dispatcher’s big old cock all shiny with his wife’s pussy juices. I made him start sucking off that big fat cucumber and he was all messed up and really feeling into it, like it was a real cock. I started reminding him how tiny his skeeter bite dick is in contrast to the one in his mouth and he just hummed with satisfaction. I told him he was a good little cocksucker and how he was so lucky I was letting him give Me money to prove what a horny little cock gobbler he could be. I had him shove that huge vegetable, slow but sure, up his slave ass and he moaned sweetly like a good little bitch. LOL

“You like being fucked like a little cock whore, don’t you, bitch?!” I demanded. The truck-drivin’ queen of the road started moaning and whining in this high-pitched voice that sounded like somebody was torturing a balloon. “oh Mistress,” the bitch cried out, “i love cock, i love it when he fucks me in my ass so hard like that and it’s making My puny prick hard”. I told him he couldn’t cum until he satisfied his wife’s man and he just let out this sigh and I could here him shaking. “Please Mistress, may i cum?” he begged. “HELL NO, you piece of shit,” I hollered at him, “take another drink bitch you wanted
forced intoxication and keep that green bean deep up in your pussy ass!”

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

So this guy just kept on babbling about food and his little dick. That bitch was definitely a cumslut and he told Me about this adult video store out in the sticks where he could suck a real cock. I told him that would have to wait for when he wasn’t so damn drunk and I had him throw down another shot. I just love forced intoxication. He starts talking about how much he wants to eat out his wife’s chocolate cream pie and then, before you know it, he starts drifting back to his “tater testes” and how bad he wants Me to fry ‘em up for him to eat. LOL!! I mean this guy only wanted Me to make him drink and he would moan “yessss, MA’AM, mmmm-hmmmm” when I would remind him about how much I liked laughin’ at him and controlling him through the other end of that bottle. They all love it when I tell them how much I adore using and abusing fucking weak-ass niblet-dicks like him.

Then this trashed loser starts singing’ like a really awful country crooner, “fry my tater testes, Mistress, make ‘em extra crunchy. Dip ‘em in your boyfriend’s creamy white country gravy”. HaHa HaHa I had to tell him fast, “whooooaaa there, bocephus,” turn down the volume on that singing’. I sure as hell don’t wanna hear that shit. Just have another shot and settle down for a minute. Then he starts apologizing and telling Me over and over again how he just wants to prove himself to Me by eating his own scraggly nuts. This motherfucker was serious, but too damn drunk to do anything more than mumble about how much he wanted to eat his own damn balls. LOL!! I said, “Drink one more shot” then I decided it was time to break some new ground with this douche bag. Forced Intoxication I think was just a little to much for this cluster fuck. LOL hahahahaha

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!!