Everyone this is Chris. Look at his small ass dick. I mean really! It’s so fucking small I can hardly see it. lol lol lol I was just telling him this morning that I’ve had 2 small dicks before, the only difference is “One knew how to use it and the other had no fucking [...]

I have had so much going on. See like right now as I type this I’m listening to oldies on my xm radio that nigger bought me and hell he even pays the bill for it. LOL Life is good, but
I have fell behind on my duties. I have some stuff that is bothering [...]

I’m not going into details with you little fuckheads. I just soon keep that all to my little myself. Even though it’s worth a book and a NEVER ENDING STORY LOL… I think the title says it all. I might sign on later tonight, but for now I’m one extremely happy, mean, conniving, evil little [...]

It’s never to early to tribute Mistress. You motherfuckers need to get all over My wishlist and send Me big fat automatic tributes to show your appreciation for Me. I expect y’all to be thanking Me for giving you any damn bit of attention that you ever get out of Me. Show Me the money, [...]

I had him stay like that while I ignored him for three more hours, letting him take another drink here and there. That drunken moron was on the phone mumbling about his tater testes and being My new little cock whore, half asleep, for like seven damn hours. Every now and then I would hear [...]

I asked mr. dickless diner if he had ever even sucked a big cock and he said “no”. What a sack of shit. Here he was going on and on about eating cum and he had never even had so much as a dildo in his ass. The bitch starts telling Me how bad he [...]

So this guy just kept on babbling about food and his little dick. That bitch was definitely a cumslut and he told Me about this adult video store out in the sticks where he could suck a real cock. I told him that would have to wait for when he wasn’t so damn drunk and [...]

I was at the beach last week with My big beefy boi toy, meat. I brought him along to carry My umbrella, cooler, and some other supplies, plus there’s nothin’ like a pair of strong hands to rub sun block all over My fine soft skin. After I had popped the tab off and downed [...]

It was a gala weekend of sissies, geeks, and freaks. I had this one girly “man” call Me up as I was finishing a kick-ass breakfast that My sissy boy whipped up for Me and the pansy immediately started telling me how much he wished he had a beautiful pussy like mine. HA!!! I told [...]

For almost three weeks, I have been a little difficult to get a hold of because of some really stupid shit. I was waiting on My internet lines to be fixed up proper by My local cable company. The half-witted ass-pickers they sent out to
get My shit done kept fuckin’ every little thing up you [...]