SkylerJordan's Cuckolding Lifestyle 1-888-70-TEASE » Phone Domination

NEW PAYMENT PROCESSER

SkylerJordan — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 12:44:45 +0000

With all the issues this past week Niteflirt has been down since Monday night I have waited and waited and waited. I went with another merchant and no worries it is indeed discreetly billed. I can be reached at 1-888-70-TEASE that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN. The only difference is you guys have to buy blocks of time like 10 mins, 20 mins, 60 mins and so on.. and so on, the price averages 2.50 a min so 10 mins would be 25.00 and so forth. So whose the 1st little fucker to phone me? :-) OH and if you want to use Niteflirt then click the call button on the side it’s a beta version to be connected with me.

MUAH,
SKYLER

STOP READING MY BULLSHIT AND TRIBUTE MISTRESS

SkylerJordan — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:29:30 +0000

It’s never to early to tribute Mistress. You motherfuckers need to get all over My wishlist and send Me big fat automatic tributes to show your appreciation for Me. I expect y’all to be thanking Me for giving you any damn bit of attention that you ever get out of Me. Show Me the money, bitches! Get up on some gifts and I mean like NOW, as soon as you read this, all of My fuckin’ sluts, you know who I am talking to. I don’t want to be disappointed in My really good bitches. I know they will be giving’ it up, high and hard, with the fat money, but you new cash whores better get right with the Tax Season spirit and make sure you understand who is getting’ and who is giving’ and, bitch, that means YOU!!!

I want to be thrilled this Tax season, so all you slaves, sissies, and loyal servants get busy and make this the best TAX season ever. Worship your Mistress with the gifts you keep on giving to Me. It’s so much fun receiving gifts and tributes from you all so make sure you stay at the top of My list of good little piggies. Looking for Phone Sex try my friends at Official Phone Sex….

Do I Really Need To Drag My Glasses Out

SkylerJordan — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 22:23:33 +0000

I have so much fun teasin’ the shit out of my little cuckold bitches. Of course, there are always the great stories that I have about chuckie and so many of My callers just go off about how much they wish they could be just like him and receive My abuse in person, but there is only so much room in My house and most of you dimple dicks just gotta sit there at home and drive yourselves nuts with your damn dreams, LOL!!

Last night, I had this cuckie call Me up and beg Me to let him get on cam and prove that his cock belonged to Me. I told him he’d better get ready because I was gonna drive him fuckin’ nuts. So when he finally got his cam all set up and I started tellin’ him what to do and what not to do, I realized that he might just have the smallest dang cock I ever did see. I mean there are clits that are just as big as this loser’s pea-pud. I told him he couldn’t touch it and he didn’t, but he said it had been really hard since an hour before he even called Me. I told him to zoom that cam in on that little thing because I couldn’t even tell that he had a cock and balls. It was so fuckin’ funny.

Tease & Denial Never Felt So Good

SkylerJordan — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:57:57 +0000

I told my last caller that he was the perfect candidate for becoming a cuckold, because what little he had was about as worthless of an excuse for dicklet as I have ever seen in My damn entire life. I kept him on the phone, as he was beggin’ Me to let him touch it and the more he begged the louder My laughter got. Are you shitting Me? I let him stay on the line for two hours and told him to send Me $1000.00 to prove he really wanted Me to own that pathetic man pussy’ between his bony legs and then I told him that, if he was ever gonna touch it again, he would have to smack the shit out of it so that it might, at least, swell up so that it could be visible. Hell, what Woman would ever do anything but sneer at a little thing like that. Women want a man, slave or not, to have a real cock and balls, not some clit-sized excuse for a cum-dripper. I will take his money, but he will never get anything but total fucking humiliation for being born with a shadow of his manhood, visible only to a microscope. HAHAHA By this time he was begging for me to take his money worse than a dog in heat. So after he paid

I went on to tell him about how I let meat fuck the shit outta Me with his big thick ten-incher and also about hughy and his nine-inch-long fatty. The bitch started breathin’ so heavy and I watched him move his hands closer and closer, but I eventually told him that he had to keep his hands on his thighs. I could tell that he was dying to touch that tiny little cockling, but I advised him to dig his fingernails into his thighs if he did anything because I wasn’t gonna let him touch it at all. Hell, I just wanted to make sure I could even see it at it’s hardest, just outta morbid curiosity. A bitch like that is good for nothin’ and I had him ready to pay premium fucking dollars to listen in and be ignored the next time I felt like fucking the hell outta meat or hughy. Teased? Of course. Denied? Forever.

The Way Skyler Mother Fucking Jordan Does It

SkylerJordan — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:22:23 +0000

I think I need to set the record straight for some of the newbies who have been calling Me lately, thinking they can dial me up and tell Me how to dominate them. This bitch called Me a few days ago and had the nerve to interrupt Me two daggone minutes into the call and tell Me I wasn’t hollerin’ enough at him, as if that’s what it means to be a Mistress. Well, I didn’t listen to that crap for two fucking seconds. Look, you tiny-brained, teeny-dicked, butt-sniffin’ loser fuckheads, I am NOT here to entertain you like some comic book character version of a Domme chick. I am FOR REAL and you had better never forget it.

I turned this little worm into a pile of wet mush five seconds later when he realized the shitstorm he had started with that topping from the bottom bullshit. Ain’t nobody gonna tell ME how to dominate, numbnuts. This is MY fucking LIFE, idiot. Now, this fool is right where he belongs, totally bending over backward to prove he is worthy of My attention, sending Me fatter tributes every other day, begging to hear Me approve of him. I may accept him eventually, but for now, I am gonna make his scrawny ass sweat it out. Hah! Don’t fuck with Mistress unless you wanna get your flesh and life torn the hell off of your weak ass rickety bones, sluts!

The Boot Licking Bitch

SkylerJordan — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:16:11 +0000

I knew dirtbag was feelin kinda woozy after hangin’ there by his heels for twenty minutes or so and that just made him ripe for the kickin’. I stepped back a few inches and put My boot up on his face and told him to lick it good. Then I shoved him backwards and got his lumpy body swingin’ back and forth by his ankles. When I was ready and he was swaying back toward Me, I punched him hard right in his pruny little balls, makin’ him wince and tear up as his body swung back even further. Then I punched him right on his purply dickhead and then again really hard right in his porky tummy.

I noticed he started breathin’ heavy, but his pickly dick started gettin’ stiff so I jabbed him down there five more times. Then I went around behind him while he swung back and forth some more and I started spankin’ his ass with a studded paddle. I punched him a few times in both of his kidneys and then I came back around and started kickin’ him in his gut over and over again, harder each time, until he started moanin’ from the pain and pleasure that only he could relate to. Finally, I hauled off and kicked him in his teeth and I watched and laughed as the hankies in his mouth started gettin’ all red with his blood. I told meat and hughy to come over and untie dirt and chuckie and they just flopped over and crumpled onto the cold concrete floor.

Kicking Ass & Taking Names

SkylerJordan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:10:24 +0000

I told sissy to turn on some loud ass heavy metal while I smiled down at dirtbag and ignored chuckie, even though I was right in front of him. Then sissy came over and slipped these fluffy black mittens onto My hands. All of a sudden, without takin’ my eyes off of dirtbag, I just hauled off and punched chuckie right in his pug nose and his body kinda crumpled and that made the twine yank hard and stretch his balls out. I could tell that dirtbag was all turned on by this when I saw his eyes buggin’ out and his little pencil pecker gettin’ all woody.

I just laughed and punched chuckie in his floppy gut and that made him cough up a little phlegm onto sissy’s cute shoes. I told him he was a bad boy and brought sissy over to slap him barehanded across his face and then squeeze the head of his dicklet and dig in deep with his fingernails while he was at it. Then I yelled down at dirtbag to lick chuckie’s green mucous up off of sissy’s mary janes. I looked down at dirtbag and asked him if he was jealous that chuckie was gettin’ beaten while he watched and he nodded his head meekly. I laughed really loud and evil and told him not to worry because I knew it was his birthday. Then I stepped over so that he could see his blood-rushed beet red face reflecting off the tops of My boots.

The Cluster Fucks All Nestled Together

SkylerJordan — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:06:38 +0000

When I got downstairs, sissy had all of My commanded arrangements set up perfectly. I had him all dolled up in a pink dress and pigtails with some little white knee socks and some black mary janes with 4 inch heels. There was all this bright pink blush on his cheeks and he had this glossy hot pink lipstick makin’ him look extra slutty but kinda cute in that sissy boy way. I looked over at meat and hughy and they were naked and on their knees with their big cocks in their hands waitin’ for me to let ‘em start strokin’.

Now, sissy had gotten chuckie all strung up by his balls with some twine that was attached to a drain pipe up near the ceiling and it made his little neglige bundle up around the twine. Also, his wrists were bound behind his head and then attached to his ankles with another long strand of twine. Stupid birthday boy, dirtbag was naked and hangin’ upside down by his bound ankles, right beside chuckie, with three white hankies stuffed in his fat mouth and his wrists bound and barely above the floor. I licked My red lips, clapped My hands once and told hughy and meat to start jerkin’ it as I strode up to chuckie with a sexy mean grin on My face.

Fagarella From NiteFlirt

SkylerJordan — Sun, 06 May 2007 23:19:31 +0000

Today, I received an email that said “Fagarella” wanted to perform on cam for me today. She sooo wanted to be a perfect little fag. Im going to entertain you cocksuckers so for a good time call FAGARELLA…… She will suck your little dicks up one side and down the other.

So sit back and be ready to feast your eyes on this Australian Bitch! She paid me to call her on NITEFLIRT which I spent .50 and She also sent me FREE MINUTES LOL I think I donated .50 whole cents to her pocket. READ ALL ABOUT THE LITTLE BITCH! BELOW & Be Sure TO check out the links! Im inserting her listing since she says she doesn’t take calls LOL…. Now you other little Bitches of mine it’s your assigment to go give FAGGY SOME LOVE!

xoxoxoxoox
Mistress SkylerJordan

Conversation with Mistress SkylerJordan
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:33:47 AM): Mistress…i’m a sissy slut
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:34:07 AM): Your NiteFlirt Listing Proves it!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:34:24 AM): i’m a little nervous being on cam dressed like this
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:34:31 AM): Do I care?
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:34:33 AM): NO
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:34:36 AM): Im use to it!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:35:32 AM): are you saying you want to see me and my cam and me call you?
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:35:32 AM): my nam,e is mark
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:35:37 AM): Have you lost your fucking marbells
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:35:42 AM): because I aint sitting here
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:35:44 AM): i’d beg to see you Miss
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:35:44 AM): NOT for FREE
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:35:52 AM): I will get on cam
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:35:55 AM): but i’m on cam
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:35:59 AM): However Your going to make it worth my TIME

SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:37:11 AM): Im MISTRESS SKYLERJORDAN
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:37:28 AM): dont swear…it scares me
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:37:41 AM): My rates arent High priced for my health….. O BITCH PLEASE
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:38:13 AM): i’m single & i have a very high IQ..women like that

SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:40:56 AM): Yo Window Slut
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:41:10 AM): dont call me a window slut
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:44:11 AM): you can either please me or you can simply do that and Fuck off. MY time is money I have no issue calling you and or getting on cam, but I do have an issue when my time is money. Im not a Novice
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:45:43 AM): but you made me dress up!!! i was hoping you would dress up..not me!!! you are a manipulator!!!

SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:45:56 AM): bye bye
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:46:03 AM): I dont have time for your window slutting ass.
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:46:19 AM): take sum more faggot calls you have a long ways to go
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:46:28 AM): you need the practice TRUST ME

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:48:56 AM): i dressed up …in a frenchmaid uniform & makeup on my cam!! for you!! not for those dumb guys calling me!!!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:49:04 AM): otherwise I have a blog that needs to be maintained
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:49:12 AM): what blog?
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:49:22 AM): www.skylerjordan.com/diary
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:49:56 AM): nooooooo ..i dont want to be in some bolg or diary!! why do girls keep diaries!!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:50:25 AM): BYE BYE MARK OR FAG or whatever the fuck your name is WHEN YOU PAY I WILL COME BACK OTHERWISE TAATA
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:50:40 AM): i’m NOT a fag!!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:51:20 AM): and dont tata me!! you sound like some schoolgirl!!!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:52:36 AM): WINDOW SLUT WINDOW SLUT WINDOW SLUT WINDOW SLUT WINDOW SLUT WINDOW SLUT WINDOW SLUT

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:54:24 AM): but…i dressed up….i even put time into how i put my makeup on to try & impress you
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:54:38 AM): i never put makeup on!!!!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:54:46 AM): but i did for you! Im sending you 3 free minutes Mistress
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:54:57 AM): Mark what is your Deal?
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:55:04 AM): Either you pay when I call or I disconnect
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:55:06 AM): is that clear?
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:55:19 AM): yes Miss…its clear’
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:55:35 AM): i need to get more money from my calls to pay you
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:55:44 AM): No YOUR paying me when I call
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:55:47 AM): or I disconnect
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:55:54 AM): but i hate doing calls for men..they’re freaks
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:56:05 AM): hold that thought Im calling.
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:56:44 AM): i never wanted to dress up on cam like this…i thought girls would get on cam
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:58:58 AM): i apologise
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:59:05 AM): you stressed me out
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:59:13 AM): No I dont. I just dont deal with your nonsense so that’s why I hung up on your sorry ass. Damn whats wrong with this picture? You pay me to call you and I still don’t want to deal with your sorry sad ass!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:59:17 AM): Now you can send me 5 free minutes to see if your even worthy! LOL I will give us one more shot!

SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:59:22 AM): and I might call back
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:59:24 AM): i dressed up for you! even makeup!!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:59:28 AM): to give you a chance to explain!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 11:59:45 AM): i was tongue tied when you called ,me
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 11:59:56 AM): well you can send me sum free minutes I sure as fuck am not going to pay you.
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:00:01 PM): I then might give you one More CHANCE
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:00:11 PM): i feel embarrassed talking to you
SkylerJordan(5/6/2007 12:00:20 PM): you need to be I dont PLAY
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:00:25 PM): now send me the fucking Free Minutes
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:01:27 PM): BYE BYE
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:01:32 PM): can i please undress
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:01:43 PM): noooo
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:01:46 PM): dont go
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:01:55 PM): i love your voice
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:02:03 PM): NO You can send me the 5 free minutes OR FUCK OFF

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:02:24 PM): ok..oki’ll send you free mins..i just need to work it out
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:02:36 PM): send me the Free minutes and we can get to know one another
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:16:27 PM): i sent the free 5 mins Miss
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:16:45 PM): i dont normally do free mins
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:17:17 PM): Yeah Well I’m an Exception
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:17:19 PM): give me a minute
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:17:32 PM): yes Miss
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:22:08 PM): you stupid

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:34:43 PM): i was only playing dressing like this..ok
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:34:51 PM): lets be friends
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:35:03 PM): I will be your Girlfriend when you pay me
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:35:10 PM): NOW FUCK OFF
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:35:31 PM): i dont want you as a girlfriend!! you are manipulative!!!

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:36:02 PM): why dont you get on cam!!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:36:20 PM): Because you havent paid me BITCH WHEN YOU DO I WILL
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:36:34 PM): i’m not a bitch..i’m a guy
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:36:40 PM): I TOLD YOU CALL MY CAM AND PHONE IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:37:05 PM): and i didnt like you calling me….like thatk
SkylerJordan(5/6/2007 12:37:14 PM): RIGHT NOW YOUR MY BITCH BECAUSE YOUR DRESSED PRETTY! MY little man pussys will eat you alive when they see you on my blog!

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:37:57 PM): you know i dont dress like this!!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:38:09 PM): Thats a LIE Im gonna link your Niteflirt Listing page!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:38:12 PM): i only did it to try & chat you up
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 12:38:18 PM): BYE BYE ASSCLOWN PAY ME OR FUCK OFF!

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:43:15 PM): i dont do phone calls..ok…just a joke
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:50:26 PM): i just had a guy message me about a cam show Miss..i hope to make monewy for you!!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:51:51 PM): i’m hoping to get as much from him as i can
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:53:54 PM): wearing heels hurt!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 12:58:09 PM): why dont you get on cam in a short dress!!…i’m a guy so its dumb that i did it!!!
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:06:43 PM): i’m a fag
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:08:44 PM): i want huge cock
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:09:55 PM): bed time

fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:50:04 PM): i promise to suck a guy off on cam for you or your friends Miss
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 1:50:19 PM): GO TO BED BITCH YOUR A BROKE JOKE
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:50:49 PM): i’m broke but i promise to get more money from doing calls
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 1:50:58 PM): yeah Ok Whatever!
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 1:51:07 PM): I might leave you a good feedback
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 1:51:17 PM): after I put you and your images on my site
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:51:26 PM): please..i need good feedback
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 1:51:28 PM): My Man Pussys are going to eat you alive.
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:51:59 PM): i can do better Miss..i promise
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:52:39 PM): i need to be at a sales meeting at work in 4 hours but i stayed up to please you
fagarella_sux2000 (5/6/2007 1:53:11 PM): who are your man pussys
SkylerJordan (5/6/2007 1:55:43 PM): You havent pleased me at all You’ve actually disgusted me and I have already been fucked 2 times thats right 2 solid times and been ate out while you sat here and Begged for Attention. Your Fucking Worthless FAGARELLA! Just Worthless..

Panty Boy

SkylerJordan — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:16:57 +0000

Well, Panty Boy with the little dick that even a copy machine couldn't make look bigger be ready for a BIG treat. You fuck en sweet retard get over here as I have something special for your slutty, lipstick red mouth. You are being a good slutty boy because you put on your black, silky, lacy panties on like I told you to wear. Your little pencil dick doesn't even make a bump in them.


Panty Boy, open your mouth as Marvin is here and you love sucking his big mushroom head cock.  He said you can't fuck with your little dick but do know how to suck him like the hot, slutty piece of crap you are.  OPEN WIDE....suck him down your throat...moan like the little whore you are. Yeah, you whore bitch Panty Boy, this is what you do best.