I want to be thrilled this Tax season, so all you slaves, sissies, and loyal servants get busy and make this the best TAX season ever. Worship your Mistress with the gifts you keep on giving to Me. It’s so much fun receiving gifts and tributes from you all so make sure you stay at the top of My list of good little piggies. Looking for Phone Sex try my friends at Official Phone Sex….

Well, he started sobering’ up a bit, but then he starts tellin’ me he wants Me to get him all trashed again, so I told him to set up four shots and wait for Me to let him throw each one down. The bitch starts talkin’ about how he wishes he could suck his dispatcher’s “king long dong” after being dipped deep up in his wife’s hot wet pussy.

I told him to down a shot and he starts going on about “suckin’ the whipped cream off of his wife’s cherry pie pussy”and then he started mumbling’ again “Mistress please deep fry my tater testes”. I busted out laughing hard and told him to slam down another shot. That redneck started going on and on about how he needed to get his “floppy french fry dick dipped in a big boy’s white country gravy” and I about fell out, but he wasn’t nearly done talking’ up his little disgustingly funny menu and I wasn’t nearly done keepin’ his crazy ass good and drunk. Check back tomorrow for more. LOL!!!

All of a sudden, the new cock whore cried out, “oh my GOD!! I wish I was You, Mistress!!” Immediately, chuckie let go of gay ray’s cock and leaned away from him. chuckie knew what was coming next. I leaned forward and punched gay ray full on in his stupid face without losing a beat on meat’s big cock and hollered, “listen good, new bitch, you don’t EVER open your fat mouth and talk to Me while I am busy gettin’ mine! Mistress don’t like being distracted by Her little cock slaves, you understand Me, BITCH?!?!” Having fallen backward and smacked his head on the floor, gay ray crawled back up to the foot of the bed and begged, “pleeeeease forgive Me, Mistress, pleeeeeeeeease!!!!” I retorted, “I’ll think about it, bitch, if you make it worth My while. you get together with sissy boy and your credit card after I am done fuckin’ meat and make your apology MEAN somethin’! Now, shut the FUCK up while I finish or I’ll hang you by your scrawny ankles and chain you up with that scuzzy dirtbag with your lips locked and taped together, dumb ass.”

He kept his mouth shut after that and I made him and chuckie french kiss each other while they watched the rest of My hour long ride on the meat wagon. I must have cum forty damn times! I swear that meat is the best piece of slave flesh I ever let crawl into My house. WOOOOOO! Hell YEAH!!! gay ray ended up dropping another $7000.00 for his transgressions and I had Myself a nice long sleep while sissy boy locked chuckie, dirtbag, and gay ray in the closet together. I think My new gay boy has learned how things are in Mistress Skyler’s world, but I still like putting him “back in the closet”. Ha!!! See, bitches, it don’t matter if you are straight, bi, or gay. If you step foot in MY WORLD, I will turn you on, break you down, turn you out, and make you over fresh for My purposes and don’t y’all forget it!

All of a sudden, them poor sunday school folk started ambling out onto the sidewalk and this whack job starts jumpin’ up and down, grabbin’ his little dick and screamin’ at his ex-girlfriend, “see what you’re missing, baby? You ain’t gonna find this at the church social next friday night!” I started yellin’ at him to shut the fuck up and listen to Me. I said to him that if he was going to insist upon gettin’ thrown in the town jail, he might as well be honest with the community. Then he starts apologizing to Me and beggin’ Me to tell him what to do and say next. I told him to slap his thighs together, shove that shriveled little pricklet between his legs, and walk bow-legged up to his ex-girlfriend while he literally whistled “Dixie” and pinched his nipples. Haha! Damned if the freakazoid didn’t do just that while he was still on the phone with Me. When he got up to his girlfriend, I told him to say to her, “take a good look, baby, because you will never meet a more fucked-up dumb-ass than me”.

I heard the poor girl gasp and then, apparently, some of the menfolk reached down, grabbed the nutbag by his ankles, turned him upside down, and quickly dragged him off toward a big set of shrubs out back of the church while the crazy man kept screaming, “only naked people get to be angels in heaven!” over and over again. After he got thrown into the shrubs, the police finally showed up and when they asked who he was talking to on the phone, he said, “It’s Saint Peter and he wants Me to show you my cock”. I was laughing so fucking hard and then a policeman got on the phone and asked who I was. I just told him, “you heard the man! Doncha know Saint Peter when you hear Her?!?” and hung up with a giggle. That was definitely the freak of the week!

Other laws I laid down included no touching of his tiny cock without paying Me first, serving no other Mistresses besides Me, and calling Me for at least an hour everyday as well as tributing Me $500.00 each week. The ass munch got so excited that he couldn’t stop saying “thank You, Mistress Skyler” as if those were the only words he knew. I also wanted him to make a different bug sound everytime he called Me as soon as he heard Me answer the phone so that I could laugh My ass off at the super-nerd. Hahaha!!! I do love it when these completely weak little geeks call Me up so that I can squash them under My heel like so many ants marching to their doom. Bitches like bug boy are so easy to turn into little cuckold piggies for My entertainment and, besides, the truth is that, as soon as these losers start serving Me, their lives finally start to have a
purpose, which is to give it ALL to Me, unquestionably. I own all you fucking slave wanna-bes. It only becomes straight-up fucking real when you call Me. Tomorrow I will tell you all about the freak of the motherfucking week. Can’t wait, can ya? LOL!!!

The sissy bitch got so excited and was telling me how he had always wanted to be a female. After an hour or so of shopping online with him on the phone, I had him buying Me and himself a bad-ass wardrobe of lingerie, dresses, blouses, stockings, and heels, and even panties. I look forward to seeing photos of “him” once I get the queer bait all decked out and made up.

The true test for any sissy who says they wanna be a girl, and I mean REALLY go there, is when I make them maintain a body without hair, keep their nails painted, and get them started on electrolysis. Keep that in mind, bitches, you can’t be a girl with fucking razor stubble on your damn face. HA!!! Now, many of My sissies just wanna wear panties and stockings and only act the part. I love them bitches too, but don’t come to Me and insist that you really wanna be turned into a woman without the effort because I will make you My slave-”girl” and turn your ass out if you are not careful. Anyway, I do so enjoy transforming My sissies. My current live-in pansy, sissy boy, is almost done with his electrolysis. I love how much he has
progressed with his makeup, attention to fashion, and overall femininity. That bitch actually gets stares on the street now and I have to hold back the giggles. Okay, I will tell you about My new geek tomorrow. Smell ya later, bitch bois.

Then I pushed meat back down on My bed, told him to slide a clean rubber onto his fat cock, and I quickly climbed up on him and mounted that hunk of meat. Goddamn I was so fuckin’ horny that night. I got meat trained real good now so that he don’t ever cum unless I let him. I just rode that cock for a good two hours and I must have cum like thirty damn times. Whooo-hooo!!! Meanwhile, chuckie was out of his weak little mind, just watching with his tongue hangin’ out while I banged the hell out of that meat stick. By the time I was done, chuckie was waitin’ for Me to let him wank his puny pecker from being so thrilled and I told him he could cum that night too, but that he would have to tribute Me $5000.00 for the privilege. That’s one of the few times I will let one of My serious cash cuckolds cum before they pay Me. I knew chuckie was good for it and that he was gonna get just as excited to pay Me as he had from watchin’ Me get My thirty orgasms. Now that was a fun night for Me and all My bitches.

I also have been taking it easy enjoying the summer for the last few days we have decided to live it up at the Local Water Park. Let me tell you I have never in my entire life seen such little cluster fucks drool all over themselves sweating the Big Dicks that would be swinging. LOL……. I pretty much drank beer and watched and laughed my ass off. It was so nice to get out and enjoy the weather and the summer. I actually went down a huge water slide and looked up and had almost 8 people I know looking at me when I lost my top LOL… All they could see was Tittys. Big Tittys~ my tittys that was lol… It’s been a long time since I had that much fun. If it wasnt for Meat running to my rescue for my top I wouldn’t know what I would have done…

As for the other two they were being humiliated…. Meat and myself told the entire cabana that we rented out what such small cocks they had… We even wanted to humiliate them even more by making them pull their small clittys out and I even made friends with this older lady and she made them pull their tiny peckers out and shake em and everyone just laughed. Small Dick Humiliation doesn’t get any better than that. HaHa HaHa HaHa

I went on to tell him about how I let meat fuck the shit outta Me with his big thick ten-incher and also about hughy and his nine-inch-long fatty. The bitch started breathin’ so heavy and I watched him move his hands closer and closer, but I eventually told him that he had to keep his hands on his thighs. I could tell that he was dying to touch that tiny little cockling, but I advised him to dig his fingernails into his thighs if he did anything because I wasn’t gonna let him touch it at all. Hell, I just wanted to make sure I could even see it at it’s hardest, just outta morbid curiosity. A bitch like that is good for nothin’ and I had him ready to pay premium fucking dollars to listen in and be ignored the next time I felt like fucking the hell outta meat or hughy. Teased? Of course. Denied? Forever.

I noticed he started breathin’ heavy, but his pickly dick started gettin’ stiff so I jabbed him down there five more times. Then I went around behind him while he swung back and forth some more and I started spankin’ his ass with a studded paddle. I punched him a few times in both of his kidneys and then I came back around and started kickin’ him in his gut over and over again, harder each time, until he started moanin’ from the pain and pleasure that only he could relate to. Finally, I hauled off and kicked him in his teeth and I watched and laughed as the hankies in his mouth started gettin’ all red with his blood. I told meat and hughy to come over and untie dirt and chuckie and they just flopped over and crumpled onto the cold concrete floor.