WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS ALCOHOL MAKES LIFE SO MUCH BETTER & FUN! LOL

LOOK AT MY NEW BLACKMAIL BITCH AKA RICK AKA 1DUMBASSLOSER! LMFAO! HES A CLOSET COCKSUCKER GUYS! HAHAHHA Look how hot he looks with a cock in his mouth. One would think as much as I luv to suck cock he can master that cock better than HIS MISTRESS SKYLERJORDAN COULD and that says a lot! I think when 1dumbassloser sticks one huge black cock down his throat he will be the best lil cocksucker Ive created lol. SO RICK WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF FAG??? HAHAHAH I think next time we will work on making you as pretty as your mistress. Cause got damn you need some work! MAJOR WORK! LOL

MUAH,
SKYLERJORDAN

I want to be thrilled this Tax season, so all you slaves, sissies, and loyal servants get busy and make this the best TAX season ever. Worship your Mistress with the gifts you keep on giving to Me. It’s so much fun receiving gifts and tributes from you all so make sure you stay at the top of My list of good little piggies. Looking for Phone Sex try my friends at Official Phone Sex….

I told him to close his eyes and think of that dispatcher’s big old cock all shiny with his wife’s pussy juices. I made him start sucking off that big fat cucumber and he was all messed up and really feeling into it, like it was a real cock. I started reminding him how tiny his skeeter bite dick is in contrast to the one in his mouth and he just hummed with satisfaction. I told him he was a good little cocksucker and how he was so lucky I was letting him give Me money to prove what a horny little cock gobbler he could be. I had him shove that huge vegetable, slow but sure, up his slave ass and he moaned sweetly like a good little bitch. LOL

“You like being fucked like a little cock whore, don’t you, bitch?!” I demanded. The truck-drivin’ queen of the road started moaning and whining in this high-pitched voice that sounded like somebody was torturing a balloon. “oh Mistress,” the bitch cried out, “i love cock, i love it when he fucks me in my ass so hard like that and it’s making My puny prick hard”. I told him he couldn’t cum until he satisfied his wife’s man and he just let out this sigh and I could here him shaking. “Please Mistress, may i cum?” he begged. “HELL NO, you piece of shit,” I hollered at him, “take another drink bitch you wanted
forced intoxication and keep that green bean deep up in your pussy ass!”

Well, he started sobering’ up a bit, but then he starts tellin’ me he wants Me to get him all trashed again, so I told him to set up four shots and wait for Me to let him throw each one down. The bitch starts talkin’ about how he wishes he could suck his dispatcher’s “king long dong” after being dipped deep up in his wife’s hot wet pussy.

I told him to down a shot and he starts going on about “suckin’ the whipped cream off of his wife’s cherry pie pussy”and then he started mumbling’ again “Mistress please deep fry my tater testes”. I busted out laughing hard and told him to slam down another shot. That redneck started going on and on about how he needed to get his “floppy french fry dick dipped in a big boy’s white country gravy” and I about fell out, but he wasn’t nearly done talking’ up his little disgustingly funny menu and I wasn’t nearly done keepin’ his crazy ass good and drunk. Check back tomorrow for more. LOL!!!

I sternly commanded, “Meat, rub My feet, bitch!” and this caused the gay boy to finally turn his attention to Me. “Oh, is this your boyfriend?” he asked as if he hadn’t imagined the possiblility. “Naw,” I told him calmly, “he’s My bitch. I own that hunk of meat you’re makin’ your moves on.” This peaked his curiosity. “What do you mean?” he asked. I told him to have a seat beside Me and grab a beer and I would tell him all about it. Turns out this guy was fascinated by the prospect of My big sexy muscle boi actually being owned by a petite Woman. He told Me his name was ray and that he had slipped off to the beach after a short day of corporate seminars he had been attending nearby with the Fortune 500 company he helped run. I knew My superior Women’s intuition was steering Me right when I told ray to sit down and have a beer with Me and I immediately smelled big money comin’ My way as we continued to talk.

ray couldn’t help but to keep stealin’ glances at meat while the slave rubbed My toes and he giggled like a schoolgirl, tellin’ Me he wouldn’t mind being a slave to meat, acting like he was just playing, but I could tell that, deep down, he was horny and serious. he still didn’t know who he was talking to. I finally told him he could come over in a few days for a nice dinner that My sissy boy would cook up for us. ray accepted My invite, as I knew he would, and I gave him My address before he went off to jog down the beach. I told meat that I was going to turn that gay boi into a money slave and that put a smile on both of our faces while the sun beamed down on us. Y’all are gonna love what happened next.

Other laws I laid down included no touching of his tiny cock without paying Me first, serving no other Mistresses besides Me, and calling Me for at least an hour everyday as well as tributing Me $500.00 each week. The ass munch got so excited that he couldn’t stop saying “thank You, Mistress Skyler” as if those were the only words he knew. I also wanted him to make a different bug sound everytime he called Me as soon as he heard Me answer the phone so that I could laugh My ass off at the super-nerd. Hahaha!!! I do love it when these completely weak little geeks call Me up so that I can squash them under My heel like so many ants marching to their doom. Bitches like bug boy are so easy to turn into little cuckold piggies for My entertainment and, besides, the truth is that, as soon as these losers start serving Me, their lives finally start to have a
purpose, which is to give it ALL to Me, unquestionably. I own all you fucking slave wanna-bes. It only becomes straight-up fucking real when you call Me. Tomorrow I will tell you all about the freak of the motherfucking week. Can’t wait, can ya? LOL!!!

Then I pushed meat back down on My bed, told him to slide a clean rubber onto his fat cock, and I quickly climbed up on him and mounted that hunk of meat. Goddamn I was so fuckin’ horny that night. I got meat trained real good now so that he don’t ever cum unless I let him. I just rode that cock for a good two hours and I must have cum like thirty damn times. Whooo-hooo!!! Meanwhile, chuckie was out of his weak little mind, just watching with his tongue hangin’ out while I banged the hell out of that meat stick. By the time I was done, chuckie was waitin’ for Me to let him wank his puny pecker from being so thrilled and I told him he could cum that night too, but that he would have to tribute Me $5000.00 for the privilege. That’s one of the few times I will let one of My serious cash cuckolds cum before they pay Me. I knew chuckie was good for it and that he was gonna get just as excited to pay Me as he had from watchin’ Me get My thirty orgasms. Now that was a fun night for Me and all My bitches.

Later on, I made chuckie pay Me $500.00 for a six pack of beer I had in My fridge. I wanted to get his ass good and drunk so I could see how stupid he would act. Since chuckie had called Me a total of seven times beggin’ to bring Me over My money, I knew he had at least $7000.00 in that lock box. I started peelin’ them bills off nice and slow while that bitch downed beer after beer and got more and more excited. By the time I was done countin’ I had ten grand to put in My safe. That’s what I like about chuckie. I always know he will bring over much more than he owes Me with the hope that I might tease and torment his cuckold ass and I usually do just that. Lucky for him, that night was gonna be one of those nights. You’re gonna have to wait ’til tomorrow to find out how I used meat for My pleasure to drive My cuckie crazy.

I love a little piggy that knows his entire purpose in life is to make money for Me, go back to work and make even more for Me, then give it all to Me as soon as possible. The funny thing about chuckie, My pussy-ass little cuckie, is that he loves to be teased and denied, even when he just wants to physically hand Me cash. I love to torment his weak little mind. Most of My piggies just hit My tribute buttons and call Me for hours at a time on My most expensive lines on NiteFlirt, but chuckie does all of that and then some. What he really gets off on is seeing My petite little fingers snatchin’ them bills right out of his hands, lickin’ my thumbs, and countin’ it all out while he drools and pops his tiny pup tent in his panties. Next time, I will tell y’all what I did when he finally showed up at My door with that lock box full of hundreds.

I also have been taking it easy enjoying the summer for the last few days we have decided to live it up at the Local Water Park. Let me tell you I have never in my entire life seen such little cluster fucks drool all over themselves sweating the Big Dicks that would be swinging. LOL……. I pretty much drank beer and watched and laughed my ass off. It was so nice to get out and enjoy the weather and the summer. I actually went down a huge water slide and looked up and had almost 8 people I know looking at me when I lost my top LOL… All they could see was Tittys. Big Tittys~ my tittys that was lol… It’s been a long time since I had that much fun. If it wasnt for Meat running to my rescue for my top I wouldn’t know what I would have done…

As for the other two they were being humiliated…. Meat and myself told the entire cabana that we rented out what such small cocks they had… We even wanted to humiliate them even more by making them pull their small clittys out and I even made friends with this older lady and she made them pull their tiny peckers out and shake em and everyone just laughed. Small Dick Humiliation doesn’t get any better than that. HaHa HaHa HaHa