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Forced Intoxication Part 3

SkylerJordan — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:36:06 +0000

I had him stay like that while I ignored him for three more hours, letting him take another drink here and there. That drunken moron was on the phone mumbling about his tater testes and being My new little cock whore, half asleep, for like seven damn hours. Every now and then I would hear him moan “I love you, Mistress,” in between snoring and quietly singing about that dispatcher’s country fried gravy all over his wife’s big tits or some such other half-garbled nonsense. All of a sudden, he perked up and got half coherent, asking Me how much money he had spent on the call so far. Well, I told him he had been on for over five hours and had paid Me some big tributes. Drink more bitch I yelled. You said you wanted forced intoxication so drink more slut.

That bitch just mumbled and then fell back into his little weak balloon voice, all worshipful of the cucumber twisting up in his ass. I just kept having him slather it up withvegetable shortening and telling him what a pathetic little cock worshipper he was becoming. That trashed motherfucker could not get enough of that cucumber and I was just rolling as he finally fell asleep and the phone disconnected. That little dick was too drunk to do anything but get his redneck ass fucked and then go to bed . The bitch will be back too because he is addicted to Me now. All My slaves learn that when they show Me their need to be humiliated, it’s like opening up the floodgates. I will make you My bitch, for real, motherfucker, so call Me now and get ready for
MY WORLD!!!

FORCED INTOXICATION

SkylerJordan — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 15:22:07 +0000

So this guy just kept on babbling about food and his little dick. That bitch was definitely a cumslut and he told Me about this adult video store out in the sticks where he could suck a real cock. I told him that would have to wait for when he wasn’t so damn drunk and I had him throw down another shot. I just love forced intoxication. He starts talking about how much he wants to eat out his wife’s chocolate cream pie and then, before you know it, he starts drifting back to his “tater testes” and how bad he wants Me to fry ‘em up for him to eat. LOL!! I mean this guy only wanted Me to make him drink and he would moan “yessss, MA’AM, mmmm-hmmmm” when I would remind him about how much I liked laughin’ at him and controlling him through the other end of that bottle. They all love it when I tell them how much I adore using and abusing fucking weak-ass niblet-dicks like him.

Then this trashed loser starts singing’ like a really awful country crooner, “fry my tater testes, Mistress, make ‘em extra crunchy. Dip ‘em in your boyfriend’s creamy white country gravy”. HaHa HaHa I had to tell him fast, “whooooaaa there, bocephus,” turn down the volume on that singing’. I sure as hell don’t wanna hear that shit. Just have another shot and settle down for a minute. Then he starts apologizing and telling Me over and over again how he just wants to prove himself to Me by eating his own scraggly nuts. This motherfucker was serious, but too damn drunk to do anything more than mumble about how much he wanted to eat his own damn balls. LOL!! I said, “Drink one more shot” then I decided it was time to break some new ground with this douche bag. Forced Intoxication I think was just a little to much for this cluster fuck. LOL hahahahaha

Forced Intoxication / Cuckolding

SkylerJordan — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:16:10 +0000

Every now and then I get a call from a slave that just keeps Me laughign’ My ass off for hours. This stinkin’ drunk pusbag called Me last night and, for the first half hour, I could barely get a full sentence out of him without him mumblin’ “Mistress fry my tater testes, mmm mmm good!” He said he’d been downin’ straight shots of bourbon for a couple of hours before he said he finally got the nerve to call Me and that he had been thinking about Me for weeks after seeing a few of My hot videos with a real man and a real big dick. He said, “A Little More Forced Intoxication wouldn’t hurt. LOL This little bitch is a truck driver who caught his wife fuckin’ the dispatcher one day when he had to come back early for repairs. I just about fell out of My chair when he told Me that she called him a “big fat man with a floppy french fry dick” and that she didn’t want nothin’ to do with his fat ass anymore. HAHAHA!!

Well, he started sobering’ up a bit, but then he starts tellin’ me he wants Me to get him all trashed again, so I told him to set up four shots and wait for Me to let him throw each one down. The bitch starts talkin’ about how he wishes he could suck his dispatcher’s “king long dong” after being dipped deep up in his wife’s hot wet pussy.

I told him to down a shot and he starts going on about “suckin’ the whipped cream off of his wife’s cherry pie pussy”and then he started mumbling’ again “Mistress please deep fry my tater testes”. I busted out laughing hard and told him to slam down another shot. That redneck started going on and on about how he needed to get his “floppy french fry dick dipped in a big boy’s white country gravy” and I about fell out, but he wasn’t nearly done talking’ up his little disgustingly funny menu and I wasn’t nearly done keepin’ his crazy ass good and drunk. Check back tomorrow for more. LOL!!!

Kicking Ass & Taking Names

SkylerJordan — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:10:24 +0000

I told sissy to turn on some loud ass heavy metal while I smiled down at dirtbag and ignored chuckie, even though I was right in front of him. Then sissy came over and slipped these fluffy black mittens onto My hands. All of a sudden, without takin’ my eyes off of dirtbag, I just hauled off and punched chuckie right in his pug nose and his body kinda crumpled and that made the twine yank hard and stretch his balls out. I could tell that dirtbag was all turned on by this when I saw his eyes buggin’ out and his little pencil pecker gettin’ all woody.

I just laughed and punched chuckie in his floppy gut and that made him cough up a little phlegm onto sissy’s cute shoes. I told him he was a bad boy and brought sissy over to slap him barehanded across his face and then squeeze the head of his dicklet and dig in deep with his fingernails while he was at it. Then I yelled down at dirtbag to lick chuckie’s green mucous up off of sissy’s mary janes. I looked down at dirtbag and asked him if he was jealous that chuckie was gettin’ beaten while he watched and he nodded his head meekly. I laughed really loud and evil and told him not to worry because I knew it was his birthday. Then I stepped over so that he could see his blood-rushed beet red face reflecting off the tops of My boots.

The Preparations

SkylerJordan — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 04:25:39 +0000

Later that day, I told sissy boy to get my slaves cleaned up for a little thang I was plannin’ for them that night. I wanted sissy to spray down dirtbag and make sure meat and hughy washed behind their ears. I let chuckie out of his closet and told him to hit the shower, put on one of sissy’s old negliges, and make Me a steak and taters dinner. Meanwhile, I got on the horn with a few of My better online piggies and raked in a coupla grand.

By the time I finished My meal and had chuckie pay Me a cool $500.00 to eat My leftover steak fat and gristle, I let him lick the plate, made him brush his teeth with some of hughy’s cum and some baking soda, and sent him downstairs to get set up with sissy’s preparations. I slipped outta My hip-hugger jeans and into a black leather party dress and some matching over-the-knee, six-inch high heeled bitch boots. Then I put on some cocksucker red lipstick and freshened up My jet-black mascara and slowly descended the stairs into the dungeon to greet My nervous little slave-boys.

Man Clits

SkylerJordan — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 18:58:26 +0000

What a piece of Sissy scum you are sitting there in your cutiepie pink panties with all the flowers and I caught you playing with your little “man” clit. What the hell is wrong with you? WELL….at least you have a clit because that is one of the smallest dicks I have ever seen. Do you really expect to do something with that little grubby worm? …mmmm….does it even have a wiggle as a small tootsie roll is even larger? No wonder your gorgeous wife makes you sit on the chair in corner and watch her getting poked and prodded by a REAL mans cock. He is making her pussy juices drip as he drives deeper and deeper into the hole you can NEVER find the depths of…not with that hanging thingy you have. Oh, you want to cry…SIT….WATCH you fucktard…look at that HUGE cock in her hairy pussy. Hey, dork boy, play with your man clit while hearing her moan with pleasure…

Hell, you could never make her moan like that. Don’t you love her moans and watching her body suck that thick, mushroom head cock pounding her pussy? You’re nothing, but a little pinky pecker CUCKOLD.

She sure didn’t marry you for a man sized cock so I bet you have pockets overflowing with money to buy everything on the wish list. Did you get that fucktard?……BUY EVERYTHING. IT’S Called Financial Domination

Mosquito Bites Being Passed Off As Dicks

SkylerJordan — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:46:52 +0000

I love making fun of little wieners. There is nothing more entertaining to me than these guys who call me wanting me to make fun of the mosquito bites they try to pass off as their dicks. They don’t even know how worthless they are. As if a non cocked fucking loser like that could ever get my attention if they weren’t paying me to talk to them thank goodness it’s called Financial Domination for one reason. Not only are they submissive and just whiny as hell, but they really deserve to be made fun of for it. I love to sit with all of my girlfriends and all of us just mock one of these pathetic toy dicks. There is nothing better than making them fucking beg to hump a leg like a horny dog, or better yet to have everyone stare at them doing it, while pointing and laughing.

I love knowing that they want to fuck me so bad but they know that they don’t have the equipment to ever keep a girl like me satisfied so instead of fucking me they can give me all of their money just to associate with them. Losers make my little world go round and I really love to make them feel absolutely low for being the pathetic wastes of space that they are.

So I am calling all of you little guys out there to amuse me and give me things I want because I deserve them. As for you big dicked guys out there, well you know my mouth is watering to hear from one of you too. Maybe we can even make fun of these itty bitty wee wee guys together, or if not I can just choke down that thick meaty fucking cock for you. :-P~
Smoochies,
Mistress SkylerJordan

Financial Domination & Subbies

SkylerJordan — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:35:14 +0000

Well I am having a good day so far I guess. I am looking forward to having a good week. I had a nice day yesterday just kind of took it easy and today I am feeling nice and refreshed and ready to do my thing again. So ya’ll should get a hold of me and see what kind of nasty fun we can get into. I have been looking into more domination in what I do and I like to say the thought of having some subbie bitches line up to do every little thing I want sure sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.

So all of you subbie boys out there, you should call Me now and get ready for Me tro use and abuse you. Don’t think I’ve forgotten all of you big dicked motherfuckers though either. Mmm I’m licking my lips thinking about it.