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LOCAL / NOSEY FUCKERS VIEWING MY SHIT

SkylerJordan — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:49:09 +0000

Let’s get one thing straight. I’m very aware of the shit talking & shit stirring going on in “DOG PATCH”!!!!!! THAT’s why I left that shit hole years ago. DOG PATCH WOULD CONSIST OF Randleman, Asheboro, & High Point NC. I don’t give 2 fucks what anyone thinks of me! I PAY MY OWN BILLS!!!!!!! So I’m doing pretty damn good. On another note I watch my site closely and I have been seeing a lot of “YOU LOCAL FUCKERS” on my website. If you are that concerned with what I’m doing then why don’t you have the balls to confront me? One thing that pisses me off is LIARS…I HATE LIARS! I HAVE 2 EYES AND I KNOW MORE THAN MOST WHEN IT COMES TO BEING INSPECTER GADGET. DON’T FORGET “IT’S NOT HOW YOU KNOW~ IT’S WHAT YOU KNOW AND WHO YOU KNOW”!!!

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT? THEN I HOPE YOU HAD FUN READING THIS CAUSE I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON MY SITE AND I KNOW WHEN AND I KNOW FROM WHERE! IT’S CALLED DETAILED TRAFFIC STATS! NOW THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY! :-)

Another Day Another Several Bens

SkylerJordan — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:01:16 +0000

I was suppose to go out of town today, but I decided to stay home. I have entirely to much work that has to be done that has been put off for the last few months and then with this house being infested with the swine flu. I’m just very thankful I haven’t gotten sick yet and I’m just scared I will and don’t want to be by myself if I do. That is the last thing I need right now.

I wonder why I tend to work harder when I’m upset? Alex resurfaced again yesterday with his bullshit and I was able to drain his balls and wallet. He is now wanting me to go to the Fiji Islands.

There’s only so many flat screens and laptops one could want. I even had a mini laptop, but I sold that on Ebay and I wish I still had that as much as I have been leaving the house lately. My HP Laptop that man pussy bought me I sold to my sisters husband. The laptop man pussy bought for my man, he still has and he refuses to share it with me, because I quote “it was a gift from man pussy to him”.

Bitch please, if it wasnt for man pussy calling your bitch, you wouldn’t even have a god damn laptop nonetheless a Sony Vaio.

Which ever one of you bastards pays for me a MINI LAPTOP CAN HAVE MY HOME PHONE #. JUST EMAIL ME OR MESSAGE ME OR LEAVE ME A COMMENT!

THE WANTS KILL THE NEEDS.

SkylerJordan — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:40:19 +0000

This week was a total waste for me. I had the shittiest week ever, but this weekend I had a fucking blast. Even when I was having a shitty week I still managed to fuck a fucker over for almost 1k in less than a few minutes. Poor Poor Alex has no clue. Alex has been fucking with me for 2 solid years on the phone. Last week he started the famous bullshit~
“When am I going to meet you Skyler?”.

Umm FuckFace that shit hasn’t happened yet with anyone and it certainly isn’t going to happen now.

I have more than enough to keep up with right now in my life. I’ m trying to remain active and stay focused, but this isn’t easy when I have so much left to say and really have no clue where the fuck I’m suppose to start. All I do know is what I personally want and I’m loving every single fucking minute of it.

Frustration Equals Domination

SkylerJordan — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 02:45:34 +0000

I have had so much going on. See like right now as I type this I’m listening to oldies on my xm radio that nigger bought me and hell he even pays the bill for it. LOL Life is good, but

I have fell behind on my duties. I have some stuff that is bothering me and I’m having a hard time staying focused. I did manage to take you fucks some new pictures. So stroke and pay. I have some stories to share about another cock fag’s, that I’m sure you would love to hear about. I don’t have any pictures, but I can describe and visualize it in GREAT DETAILS. I will be on consistently in the next few days.

ETA: When I get pissed off it makes me work harder. Look what I just did. LOL SO WHOSE NEXT IM ONNA ROLL! $504.00 in less than 15 mins. What a pure and simple stupid fuck, but I love dumbfucks.

CLICK HERE TO SEE JUST HOW FUCKING GOOD I AM!!!!!!

THE BEST YOUTUBE VIDEOS

SkylerJordan — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:17:52 +0000

I love these two videos. They are my all time favorite. Just so you fuckers know. LOL I don’t ever see myself getting married, but if I did it would be like this video, but life is to much fun when you aren’t.

Listen fucktards make sure you have sound and speakers. LOL. By the way faggots look how hot the chunky one is. He is the one at 1 min and 15 seconds into the 1st video.. LOL. I think he’s soooooooo hot :p

As for “Perl” in the 2nd video she is a little Skyler up one side and down the other. LOL. LOOK THE FUCK OUT.

The Landlord from Will Ferrell

STOP READING MY BULLSHIT AND TRIBUTE MISTRESS

SkylerJordan — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:29:30 +0000

It’s never to early to tribute Mistress. You motherfuckers need to get all over My wishlist and send Me big fat automatic tributes to show your appreciation for Me. I expect y’all to be thanking Me for giving you any damn bit of attention that you ever get out of Me. Show Me the money, bitches! Get up on some gifts and I mean like NOW, as soon as you read this, all of My fuckin’ sluts, you know who I am talking to. I don’t want to be disappointed in My really good bitches. I know they will be giving’ it up, high and hard, with the fat money, but you new cash whores better get right with the Tax Season spirit and make sure you understand who is getting’ and who is giving’ and, bitch, that means YOU!!!

I want to be thrilled this Tax season, so all you slaves, sissies, and loyal servants get busy and make this the best TAX season ever. Worship your Mistress with the gifts you keep on giving to Me. It’s so much fun receiving gifts and tributes from you all so make sure you stay at the top of My list of good little piggies. Looking for Phone Sex try my friends at Official Phone Sex….

GAY RAY LEARNS THE ROPES

SkylerJordan — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 13:08:21 +0000

“So, gay ray, let’s hear what you think is a decent tribute to see Me fuck My boy toy, meat.” I said, sternly, with My arms crossed and My eyes staring down at him as he shook. “Ummm, $200.00, Mistress?” he replied, meekly, looking a little flustered. “MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!” I hollered, while I glared, angrily, down at gay ray. meat got up off the bed and came over to that gay boy and slapped him across his sweaty face so hard that he was thrown off the love seat and onto the floor, but his cock throbbed even harder. “Try again, bitch,” I said calmly. “$500.00, M-M-Mistress?” he mumbled with a frightened look on his face. I looked at meat and nodded, nonchalantly, and he hauled off and kicked him dead in his fat nut sack. gay ray caught his breath as he writhed in pain, but his cock started getting hard again as he stared up at meat’s monster dick.

“I think we got us a little cock whore and pain slut all wrapped up into one, don’t we bois?!” I announced with a belly laugh. “Yes Mistress,” the bitches replied in unison. “Now you have to pay double, gay ray, because I am letting meat beat your ass AND you get to watch Me fuck his tiny brains out! So, let’s hear it, dumb ass… what do you think is a worthy tribute for a Mistress as powerful as Me?” I asked with an evil little grin. “Please Mistress, please have mercy on Me and tell Me it’s okay for Me to pay you $5000.00 for the privelege, please Mistress?” he begged as he looked back and forth at Me and meat’s cock. “Do the math, bitch. $5000.00 times two is….?” I prompted with a wide smile on My face. “$10,000.00, Mistress, YES!!! Please let Me pay You $10,000.00!!” he said with excitement, licking his lips, all wide-eyed and drunk off his ass.

“Okay, sissy boy, I’m going to let him get by with $10,000.00 tonight,” I yelled out with a smirk. While sissy completed the transfer into My account, I had meat grab gay ray by his hard cock and sit him down beside chuckie, who immediately winked at My new bitch and whispered in his ear, “you are so lucky.” gay ray looked bewildered, but quickly returned to being fascinated as I pushed meat back down on the bed and mounted him with gusto! That ain’t the end of this fun night, so check out what happens next tomorrow. I’m going to be taking financial domination calls and also phone sex calls tonight.

GAY RAY GETS TURNED OUT~!

SkylerJordan — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:04:37 +0000

I joined ray in My bedroom and sissy boy brought us in a few more cocktails, making sure that ray’s were extra strong and we chatted about My life as a Mistress. I could tell that he was intrigued and that he was a totally gay man-whore type as he started getting wasted on drinks. I called My bitches into the bedroom, had sissy boy chain dirtbag upside down by his ankles from a beam in the one of the far corners of the room, told chuckie to sit down on the floor at the foot of the bed as I unlocked his chastity belt, and had ray sit beside sissy boy in the love seat adjacent to the bed so that he would have a good view.

sissy boy started whispering in ray’s ear that he wanted his cock while he zipped down his pants and started stroking it. ray wasn’t really into sissy boy, but he didn’t move because, just then, meat came in and I pushed him down on his back on My bed. ray just stared at meat’s big cock while My other bitches stared at My fine body as I stripped down to nothin’ but My black thigh highs and pumps. I walked over to ray and stood in front of him, blocking his view of meat and told him he would have to cough up some cash if he wanted to watch Me fuck the shit out of My meat stick. By that time, I had ray right where I wanted him, drunk, hard, and desperate.

“How much do You want, Skyler?” he asked, with sweat pouring down his face. “First of all, from now on, you will address Me as ‘Mistress’, do you understand?” I demanded. “Yes Mistress,” ray replied nervously. “Secondly, you will now respond to the name, ‘gay ray’ and you will never disobey Me if you want to play in MY world, got it?” I insisted. “Wha-wha-whatever you say, Mistress,” he stuttered. “Now, gay ray, pull out your mother-fuckin’ platinum card and give it to sissy boy, pronto!” I commanded. That boy pulled out his card like he was scared for his life, but I noticed that his big cock was throbbin’ and pre-cum was dribblin’ outta the head. sissy boy took his card and went into My office to log onto one of My accounts. he’s My most trustworthy slave, so I let him manage some of My business from time to time. I bet you can’t wait to find out what happens next. I am such a tease, HAHAHA! Fuck, I’m the BEST!

A Women’s Intuition

SkylerJordan — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:57:36 +0000

I was at the beach last week with My big beefy boi toy, meat. I brought him along to carry My umbrella, cooler, and some other supplies, plus there’s nothin’ like a pair of strong hands to rub sun block all over My fine soft skin. After I had popped the tab off and downed a few cold ones, I laid out in the sun and napped for bit while meat played in the surf. I was rudely awakened by this gay man who had come over and started flirtin’ with meat after he had come back to rest at My feet. He was a little on the loud side and meat, not known for his big brain by any stretch, didn’t seem to get that the dude was gay and makin’ a play for him. Hell, all you had to do was look down at his tight swimming trunks and see this big ol’ pup tent on display. I’ll give him that much. The boy was packin’ a big dick, but I was irritated with how aggressively he was pursuing My meat stick right in front of Me.

I sternly commanded, “Meat, rub My feet, bitch!” and this caused the gay boy to finally turn his attention to Me. “Oh, is this your boyfriend?” he asked as if he hadn’t imagined the possiblility. “Naw,” I told him calmly, “he’s My bitch. I own that hunk of meat you’re makin’ your moves on.” This peaked his curiosity. “What do you mean?” he asked. I told him to have a seat beside Me and grab a beer and I would tell him all about it. Turns out this guy was fascinated by the prospect of My big sexy muscle boi actually being owned by a petite Woman. He told Me his name was ray and that he had slipped off to the beach after a short day of corporate seminars he had been attending nearby with the Fortune 500 company he helped run. I knew My superior Women’s intuition was steering Me right when I told ray to sit down and have a beer with Me and I immediately smelled big money comin’ My way as we continued to talk.

ray couldn’t help but to keep stealin’ glances at meat while the slave rubbed My toes and he giggled like a schoolgirl, tellin’ Me he wouldn’t mind being a slave to meat, acting like he was just playing, but I could tell that, deep down, he was horny and serious. he still didn’t know who he was talking to. I finally told him he could come over in a few days for a nice dinner that My sissy boy would cook up for us. ray accepted My invite, as I knew he would, and I gave him My address before he went off to jog down the beach. I told meat that I was going to turn that gay boi into a money slave and that put a smile on both of our faces while the sun beamed down on us. Y’all are gonna love what happened next.

BUG-BOY FOUND HIS CALLING

SkylerJordan — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:26:13 +0000

I had this little ass munch call Me over the weekend. The loser was so shy and nervous, he could barely talk. For the first 20 minutes, when he could even speak so that I could understand him, he kept repeating that his whole body was shaking and he didn’t know why. Finally, after he calmed down a little, he started telling Me how his obsession with collecting bugs had been replaced with needing to be a slave to Me and that he was having trouble sleeping and eating because he couldn’t stop looking at My photos. I told him he became My slave as soon as he saw the first photo of Me and that it was a good thing he barely had enough balls to call Me. That sent the loser over the edge and he sounded like he was hyperventilating. I was a little worried at first, but his breathing soon returned to normal. I told him to listen to Me very carefully and then I let him know that he was a ass munch loser who had finally found his calling by crawling to Me so that I could rule his pathetic little existence. Ha! That left him speechless for a few minutes and, after a long pause, I told him that, from now on, he would be known as “bug boy”.

Other laws I laid down included no touching of his tiny cock without paying Me first, serving no other Mistresses besides Me, and calling Me for at least an hour everyday as well as tributing Me $500.00 each week. The ass munch got so excited that he couldn’t stop saying “thank You, Mistress Skyler” as if those were the only words he knew. I also wanted him to make a different bug sound everytime he called Me as soon as he heard Me answer the phone so that I could laugh My ass off at the super-nerd. Hahaha!!! I do love it when these completely weak little geeks call Me up so that I can squash them under My heel like so many ants marching to their doom. Bitches like bug boy are so easy to turn into little cuckold piggies for My entertainment and, besides, the truth is that, as soon as these losers start serving Me, their lives finally start to have a
purpose, which is to give it ALL to Me, unquestionably. I own all you fucking slave wanna-bes. It only becomes straight-up fucking real when you call Me. Tomorrow I will tell you all about the freak of the motherfucking week. Can’t wait, can ya? LOL!!!