I hope you fuckers holiday weekend was just as exciting as mine was. I went to a party Saturday night. The bitch was off the chain. I haven’t laughed so hard in many many years. I was so pissed off I left my camera at home and this fuck that I went to school [...]

I asked mr. dickless diner if he had ever even sucked a big cock and he said “no”. What a sack of shit. Here he was going on and on about eating cum and he had never even had so much as a dildo in his ass. The bitch starts telling Me how bad he [...]

So this guy just kept on babbling about food and his little dick. That bitch was definitely a cumslut and he told Me about this adult video store out in the sticks where he could suck a real cock. I told him that would have to wait for when he wasn’t so damn drunk and [...]

Every now and then I get a call from a slave that just keeps Me laughign’ My ass off for hours. This stinkin’ drunk pusbag called Me last night and, for the first half hour, I could barely get a full sentence out of him without him mumblin’ “Mistress fry my tater testes, mmm mmm [...]

So with My cuckie, chuckie, and gay ray sittin’ on the floor at the foot of My bed, I started fuckin’ the shit out of My boy toy, meat, risin’ up and down on his huge cock while them bitches drooled and stared, all bug-eyed and horny. After My first two orgasms, I looked over [...]

“So, gay ray, let’s hear what you think is a decent tribute to see Me fuck My boy toy, meat.” I said, sternly, with My arms crossed and My eyes staring down at him as he shook. “Ummm, $200.00, Mistress?” he replied, meekly, looking a little flustered. “MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!” I hollered, while I glared, angrily, down [...]

I joined ray in My bedroom and sissy boy brought us in a few more cocktails, making sure that ray’s were extra strong and we chatted about My life as a Mistress. I could tell that he was intrigued and that he was a totally gay man-whore type as he started getting wasted on drinks. [...]

The next day, sissy boy got all gussied up in his French maid’s outfit and was about done cookin’ up a nice roast for dinner when ray arrived. Once sissy boy answered the door and brought him into My living room, ray and I chatted and had a few laughs at sissy boy’s expense as [...]

I was at the beach last week with My big beefy boi toy, meat. I brought him along to carry My umbrella, cooler, and some other supplies, plus there’s nothin’ like a pair of strong hands to rub sun block all over My fine soft skin. After I had popped the tab off and downed [...]

So this tweaked-out crack-head called Me on sunday morning, tellin’ Me how he was streakin’ in broad daylight out in front of his ex-girlfriend’s church. Apparently he had some fucked-up idea that I would be impressed with this and he wanted Me to tell him what the hell to do when the service was over [...]