I asked mr. dickless diner if he had ever even sucked a big cock and he said “no”. What a sack of shit. Here he was going on and on about eating cum and he had never even had so much as a dildo in his ass. The bitch starts telling Me how bad he [...]

So this guy just kept on babbling about food and his little dick. That bitch was definitely a cumslut and he told Me about this adult video store out in the sticks where he could suck a real cock. I told him that would have to wait for when he wasn’t so damn drunk and [...]

Every now and then I get a call from a slave that just keeps Me laughign’ My ass off for hours. This stinkin’ drunk pusbag called Me last night and, for the first half hour, I could barely get a full sentence out of him without him mumblin’ “Mistress fry my tater testes, mmm mmm [...]

So with My cuckie, chuckie, and gay ray sittin’ on the floor at the foot of My bed, I started fuckin’ the shit out of My boy toy, meat, risin’ up and down on his huge cock while them bitches drooled and stared, all bug-eyed and horny. After My first two orgasms, I looked over [...]

“So, gay ray, let’s hear what you think is a decent tribute to see Me fuck My boy toy, meat.” I said, sternly, with My arms crossed and My eyes staring down at him as he shook. “Ummm, $200.00, Mistress?” he replied, meekly, looking a little flustered. “MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!” I hollered, while I glared, angrily, down [...]

I joined ray in My bedroom and sissy boy brought us in a few more cocktails, making sure that ray’s were extra strong and we chatted about My life as a Mistress. I could tell that he was intrigued and that he was a totally gay man-whore type as he started getting wasted on drinks. [...]

The next day, sissy boy got all gussied up in his French maid’s outfit and was about done cookin’ up a nice roast for dinner when ray arrived. Once sissy boy answered the door and brought him into My living room, ray and I chatted and had a few laughs at sissy boy’s expense as [...]

I was at the beach last week with My big beefy boi toy, meat. I brought him along to carry My umbrella, cooler, and some other supplies, plus there’s nothin’ like a pair of strong hands to rub sun block all over My fine soft skin. After I had popped the tab off and downed [...]

So this tweaked-out crack-head called Me on sunday morning, tellin’ Me how he was streakin’ in broad daylight out in front of his ex-girlfriend’s church. Apparently he had some fucked-up idea that I would be impressed with this and he wanted Me to tell him what the hell to do when the service was over [...]

I had this little ass munch call Me over the weekend. The loser was so shy and nervous, he could barely talk. For the first 20 minutes, when he could even speak so that I could understand him, he kept repeating that his whole body was shaking and he didn’t know why. Finally, after he [...]