WAKE AND BAKE

I hope you fuckers holiday weekend was just as exciting as mine was. I went to a party Saturday night. The bitch was off the chain. I haven’t laughed so hard in many many years. I was so pissed off I left my camera at home and this fuck that I went to school with was in a bra had I got there sooner he said I could have dressed him up. LOL That is still in the works in the next few weeks to come and I will have pictures posted right on this phone sex blog. LOL I was pretty much confined inside, because people wouldn’t go home all because I was there. LOL I have never in my life seen so many guys in heat in my entire life, but what do I expect though with only 2 girls with big tits there and I was one of em. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, But unusually to my surprise I was well behaved. Hell I didn’t even drink I was 100% sober. Hell with a high school reunion only months away I WASN’T ABOUT TO DO SOMEONE I WOULD REGRET. FUCK THAT SHIT…. Why is it when men drink and smoke pot they have one thing on their little heads??? PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR You all are nothing, but a bunch of sick twisted little fuck heads. LOL LOL LOL Well guess what? That’s ok cause I’m one damn good cock tease. :-p and I know that for a FACT……….
Soooo don’t I look mighty cute as hell in the mornings when I wake up???? Waking and Baking all alone isnt fun, but I make it fun. Hell I’m SKYLERJORDAN and or skyler jordon however you fuckers wanna spell it and I make everything fun, but so you know its SKYLERJORDAN.