Forced Intoxication / Cuckolding
Every now and then I get a call from a slave that just keeps Me laughign’ My ass off for hours. This stinkin’ drunk pusbag called Me last night and, for the first half hour, I could barely get a full sentence out of him without him mumblin’ “Mistress fry my tater testes, mmm mmm good!” He said he’d been downin’ straight shots of bourbon for a couple of hours before he said he finally got the nerve to call Me and that he had been thinking about Me for weeks after seeing a few of My hot videos with a real man and a real big dick. He said, “A Little More Forced Intoxication wouldn’t hurt. LOL This little bitch is a truck driver who caught his wife fuckin’ the dispatcher one day when he had to come back early for repairs. I just about fell out of My chair when he told Me that she called him a “big fat man with a floppy french fry dick” and that she didn’t want nothin’ to do with his fat ass anymore. HAHAHA!!
Well, he started sobering’ up a bit, but then he starts tellin’ me he wants Me to get him all trashed again, so I told him to set up four shots and wait for Me to let him throw each one down. The bitch starts talkin’ about how he wishes he could suck his dispatcher’s “king long dong” after being dipped deep up in his wife’s hot wet pussy.
I told him to down a shot and he starts going on about “suckin’ the whipped cream off of his wife’s cherry pie pussy”and then he started mumbling’ again “Mistress please deep fry my tater testes”. I busted out laughing hard and told him to slam down another shot. That redneck started going on and on about how he needed to get his “floppy french fry dick dipped in a big boy’s white country gravy” and I about fell out, but he wasn’t nearly done talking’ up his little disgustingly funny menu and I wasn’t nearly done keepin’ his crazy ass good and drunk. Check back tomorrow for more. LOL!!!