So this tweaked-out crack-head called Me on sunday morning, tellin’ Me how he was streakin’ in broad daylight out in front of his ex-girlfriend’s church. Apparently he had some fucked-up idea that I would be impressed with this and he wanted Me to tell him what the hell to do when the service was over [...]

I had this little ass munch call Me over the weekend. The loser was so shy and nervous, he could barely talk. For the first 20 minutes, when he could even speak so that I could understand him, he kept repeating that his whole body was shaking and he didn’t know why. Finally, after he [...]

It was a gala weekend of sissies, geeks, and freaks. I had this one girly “man” call Me up as I was finishing a kick-ass breakfast that My sissy boy whipped up for Me and the pansy immediately started telling me how much he wished he had a beautiful pussy like mine. HA!!! I told [...]

For almost three weeks, I have been a little difficult to get a hold of because of some really stupid shit. I was waiting on My internet lines to be fixed up proper by My local cable company. The half-witted ass-pickers they sent out to
get My shit done kept fuckin’ every little thing up you [...]