Bank on It
Hell yeah, I have been gettin’ so much cash out of you dinky dicks lately that it just tickles Me hot pink like the shade of My perfect Goddess Pussy. You bitches just keep crawlin’ to My feet, all puckered up to kiss My fine ass, and I just keep takin’ your cash faster than you can say “please extract My wallet, Mistress Skyler”! Well, hell, that’s the way it’s supposed to be, right dickweeds? Hah! Not only has my phone been ringin’ off the hook from new money slaves with full accounts ready to be milked to the bone, but my home sluts have been so eager to pony up the benjamins that I can’t even get to the bank fast enough. I guess I’m gonna have to get Me a bigger safe for all of the jewelry, cash, and checks that keep accumulating.
So, if you are new to this blog and you can read as well as you wank, remember who you are talkin’ to when you finally ignore your tiny balls and get up the nerve to call Me. I am Mistress Skyler Jordan, the Superior Southern Goddess of your dreams and I am She who must be obeyed, ALWAYS! Haha, bitches, now you can take that to the bank, but don’t forget to make a withdrawal for me because you might as well be prepared. You want Me to own your ass? Hell, that happened by the time you reached the second sentence in this blog entry. Give it up to Mistress Skyler, dickless!