LOOK AT MY NEW BLACKMAIL BITCH AKA RICK AKA 1DUMBASSLOSER! LMFAO! HES A CLOSET COCKSUCKER GUYS! HAHAHHA Look how hot he looks with a cock in his mouth. One would think as much as I luv to suck cock he can master that cock better than HIS MISTRESS SKYLERJORDAN COULD and that says a lot! I think when 1dumbassloser sticks one huge black cock down his throat he will be the best lil cocksucker Ive created lol. SO RICK WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF FAG??? HAHAHAH I think next time we will work on making you as pretty as your mistress. Cause got damn you need some work! MAJOR WORK! LOL

MUAH,
SKYLERJORDAN

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

Everyone this is Chris. Look at his small ass dick. I mean really! It’s so fucking small I can hardly see it. lol lol lol I was just telling him this morning that I’ve had 2 small dicks before, the only difference is “One knew how to use it and the other had no fucking clue. lol

Chris hasn’t had a piece of ass in god only knows when. I mean really though can we all see why??? LOL CHRIS that dick NEEDS MAJOR HELP and it’s time ALL MY READERS LAUGH AND SIT BACK AND LAUGH WITH ME! LOL HAHAHAHAH

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

Let’s get one thing straight. I’m very aware of the shit talking & shit stirring going on in “DOG PATCH”!!!!!! THAT’s why I left that shit hole years ago. DOG PATCH WOULD CONSIST OF Randleman, Asheboro, & High Point NC. I don’t give 2 fucks what anyone thinks of me! I PAY MY OWN BILLS!!!!!!! So I’m doing pretty damn good. On another note I watch my site closely and I have been seeing a lot of “YOU LOCAL FUCKERS” on my website. If you are that concerned with what I’m doing then why don’t you have the balls to confront me? One thing that pisses me off is LIARS…I HATE LIARS! I HAVE 2 EYES AND I KNOW MORE THAN MOST WHEN IT COMES TO BEING INSPECTER GADGET. DON’T FORGET “IT’S NOT HOW YOU KNOW~ IT’S WHAT YOU KNOW AND WHO YOU KNOW”!!!

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT? THEN I HOPE YOU HAD FUN READING THIS CAUSE I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON MY SITE AND I KNOW WHEN AND I KNOW FROM WHERE! IT’S CALLED DETAILED TRAFFIC STATS! NOW THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY! :-)

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I was suppose to go out of town today, but I decided to stay home. I have entirely to much work that has to be done that has been put off for the last few months and then with this house being infested with the swine flu. I’m just very thankful I haven’t gotten sick yet and I’m just scared I will and don’t want to be by myself if I do. That is the last thing I need right now.

I wonder why I tend to work harder when I’m upset? Alex resurfaced again yesterday with his bullshit and I was able to drain his balls and wallet. He is now wanting me to go to the Fiji Islands.

There’s only so many flat screens and laptops one could want. I even had a mini laptop, but I sold that on Ebay and I wish I still had that as much as I have been leaving the house lately. My HP Laptop that man pussy bought me I sold to my sisters husband. The laptop man pussy bought for my man, he still has and he refuses to share it with me, because I quote “it was a gift from man pussy to him”.

Bitch please, if it wasnt for man pussy calling your bitch, you wouldn’t even have a god damn laptop nonetheless a Sony Vaio.

Which ever one of you bastards pays for me a MINI LAPTOP CAN HAVE MY HOME PHONE #. JUST EMAIL ME OR MESSAGE ME OR LEAVE ME A COMMENT!

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

Hey Guys,
It’s been a few days since my last post. I have been pretty busy. Being Naughty isn’t easy. I would like all of you to see Trisha. Trisha has been calling me for 2-3 years now and in those 2 or 3 years she has made such great progress. I spoke with Trisha this week and asked her if I could post some pictures so all of you could see how pretty she is. It’s as simple as $20 for wig… $30 for makeup, $40.00 for nighty….getting my sissy to put all this on and pose for me …. priceless… LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Jerry, You BITCH, HAHAHA I do believe you have some competition.

PS. Trisha,
I’m being told that they thought that this was a real woman. . So could you please send me a before picture? Me and Trisha love the compliments. She luvs anything I love and we both crave cock so we get along just great. Trisha, Look what I found. LOL I’m the queen of saving shit. Now guys give me a break, I had a fucked up head of hair in 2007 LOL, but look. That is TRISHA

MUAH,
Skyler

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I’m one moody mother fucker today. I seem to talk to much shit and now I’m pretty fucked till Monday or Tuesday atleast.

See I have this cock this great cock and I think for once I talked to much shit and am now let’s just say fucked. Im not a happy camper at all. This shit is beyond funny. I feel like shit and can hardly walk. Guys, with great cock cums HELL! TRUST ME ON THOSE APPLES.

Does this little face look like it usually does? HELL NO! LOL This is the look a chick gives when she takes to much COCK and talks WAY 2 MUCH SHIT! NO More SHIT TALKING FOR ME! Wanna hear about it?
Then Call 1-888-70-TEASE and ask for SKYLER. LOL

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

With all the issues this past week Niteflirt has been down since Monday night I have waited and waited and waited. I went with another merchant and no worries it is indeed discreetly billed. I can be reached at 1-888-70-TEASE that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN. The only difference is you guys have to buy blocks of time like 10 mins, 20 mins, 60 mins and so on.. and so on, the price averages 2.50 a min so 10 mins would be 25.00 and so forth. So whose the 1st little fucker to phone me? :-) OH and if you want to use Niteflirt then click the call button on the side it’s a beta version to be connected with me.

MUAH,
SKYLER

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

As most of you all know Niteflirt is moving to a brand new platform and has been down longer than expected. Today I spent most of the day doing 2 months worth of work in one whole solid day. So bitches check out my twitter widget on the rightside bar and follow me or visit my twitter page at SKYLERJORDON some fuck already had the username of SKYLERJORDAN, so I had to use the JORDON. In the mean time since I had nothing better to do tonight other than smoke my bowl and dick around. Look at the hell I am causing. LOL LOL LOL

[21:51] meeboguest67609: HI Are you available. [21:51] SkylerJordan: Hello [21:51] SkylerJordan: How are you? [21:52] meeboguest67609: I doing well Would love to talk with you but niteflirt is down [21:52] SkylerJordan: I know it sucks ass. [21:52] SkylerJordan: Its been down for 24 hours. [21:52] meeboguest67609: Do you have any other choices ? [21:53] SkylerJordan: Yes grab some lotion and start on pulling it [21:53] SkylerJordan: At least that’s Free LOL

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

This week was a total waste for me. I had the shittiest week ever, but this weekend I had a fucking blast. Even when I was having a shitty week I still managed to fuck a fucker over for almost 1k in less than a few minutes. Poor Poor Alex has no clue. Alex has been fucking with me for 2 solid years on the phone. Last week he started the famous bullshit~
“When am I going to meet you Skyler?”.

Umm FuckFace that shit hasn’t happened yet with anyone and it certainly isn’t going to happen now.

I have more than enough to keep up with right now in my life. I’ m trying to remain active and stay focused, but this isn’t easy when I have so much left to say and really have no clue where the fuck I’m suppose to start. All I do know is what I personally want and I’m loving every single fucking minute of it.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I have had so much going on. See like right now as I type this I’m listening to oldies on my xm radio that nigger bought me and hell he even pays the bill for it. LOL Life is good, but

I have fell behind on my duties. I have some stuff that is bothering me and I’m having a hard time staying focused. I did manage to take you fucks some new pictures. So stroke and pay. I have some stories to share about another cock fag’s, that I’m sure you would love to hear about. I don’t have any pictures, but I can describe and visualize it in GREAT DETAILS. I will be on consistently in the next few days.

ETA: When I get pissed off it makes me work harder. Look what I just did. LOL SO WHOSE NEXT IM ONNA ROLL! $504.00 in less than 15 mins. What a pure and simple stupid fuck, but I love dumbfucks.

CLICK HERE TO SEE JUST HOW FUCKING GOOD I AM!!!!!!

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!!