Everyone this is Chris. Look at his small ass dick. I mean really! It’s so fucking small I can hardly see it. lol lol lol I was just telling him this morning that I’ve had 2 small dicks before, the only difference is “One knew how to use it and the other had no fucking clue. lol

Chris hasn’t had a piece of ass in god only knows when. I mean really though can we all see why??? LOL CHRIS that dick NEEDS MAJOR HELP and it’s time ALL MY READERS LAUGH AND SIT BACK AND LAUGH WITH ME! LOL HAHAHAHAH

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

Let’s get one thing straight. I’m very aware of the shit talking & shit stirring going on in “DOG PATCH”!!!!!! THAT’s why I left that shit hole years ago. DOG PATCH WOULD CONSIST OF Randleman, Asheboro, & High Point NC. I don’t give 2 fucks what anyone thinks of me! I PAY MY OWN BILLS!!!!!!! So I’m doing pretty damn good. On another note I watch my site closely and I have been seeing a lot of “YOU LOCAL FUCKERS” on my website. If you are that concerned with what I’m doing then why don’t you have the balls to confront me? One thing that pisses me off is LIARS…I HATE LIARS! I HAVE 2 EYES AND I KNOW MORE THAN MOST WHEN IT COMES TO BEING INSPECTER GADGET. DON’T FORGET “IT’S NOT HOW YOU KNOW~ IT’S WHAT YOU KNOW AND WHO YOU KNOW”!!!

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO LOOK AT? THEN I HOPE YOU HAD FUN READING THIS CAUSE I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON MY SITE AND I KNOW WHEN AND I KNOW FROM WHERE! IT’S CALLED DETAILED TRAFFIC STATS! NOW THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY! :-)

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I was suppose to go out of town today, but I decided to stay home. I have entirely to much work that has to be done that has been put off for the last few months and then with this house being infested with the swine flu. I’m just very thankful I haven’t gotten sick yet and I’m just scared I will and don’t want to be by myself if I do. That is the last thing I need right now.

I wonder why I tend to work harder when I’m upset? Alex resurfaced again yesterday with his bullshit and I was able to drain his balls and wallet. He is now wanting me to go to the Fiji Islands.

There’s only so many flat screens and laptops one could want. I even had a mini laptop, but I sold that on Ebay and I wish I still had that as much as I have been leaving the house lately. My HP Laptop that man pussy bought me I sold to my sisters husband. The laptop man pussy bought for my man, he still has and he refuses to share it with me, because I quote “it was a gift from man pussy to him”.

Bitch please, if it wasnt for man pussy calling your bitch, you wouldn’t even have a god damn laptop nonetheless a Sony Vaio.

Which ever one of you bastards pays for me a MINI LAPTOP CAN HAVE MY HOME PHONE #. JUST EMAIL ME OR MESSAGE ME OR LEAVE ME A COMMENT!

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

Hey Guys,
It’s been a few days since my last post. I have been pretty busy. Being Naughty isn’t easy. I would like all of you to see Trisha. Trisha has been calling me for 2-3 years now and in those 2 or 3 years she has made such great progress. I spoke with Trisha this week and asked her if I could post some pictures so all of you could see how pretty she is. It’s as simple as $20 for wig… $30 for makeup, $40.00 for nighty….getting my sissy to put all this on and pose for me …. priceless… LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Jerry, You BITCH, HAHAHA I do believe you have some competition.

PS. Trisha,
I’m being told that they thought that this was a real woman. . So could you please send me a before picture? Me and Trisha love the compliments. She luvs anything I love and we both crave cock so we get along just great. Trisha, Look what I found. LOL I’m the queen of saving shit. Now guys give me a break, I had a fucked up head of hair in 2007 LOL, but look. That is TRISHA

MUAH,
Skyler

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I’m one moody mother fucker today. I seem to talk to much shit and now I’m pretty fucked till Monday or Tuesday atleast.

See I have this cock this great cock and I think for once I talked to much shit and am now let’s just say fucked. Im not a happy camper at all. This shit is beyond funny. I feel like shit and can hardly walk. Guys, with great cock cums HELL! TRUST ME ON THOSE APPLES.

Does this little face look like it usually does? HELL NO! LOL This is the look a chick gives when she takes to much COCK and talks WAY 2 MUCH SHIT! NO More SHIT TALKING FOR ME! Wanna hear about it?
Then Call 1-888-70-TEASE and ask for SKYLER. LOL

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

Sorry I wasn’t around yesterday. I lost internet for most of the morning and all of the evening. Some stupid fucking wide ass outage. I decided after sitting here 18 hours a day everyday for a week and half it was time to get out and about.

I’m determined to do EVERYTHING that I need and want to, but it’s just taking me more time than I could have expected. If you would like to speak with me call 1-888-70-TEASE, but you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

With all the issues this past week Niteflirt has been down since Monday night I have waited and waited and waited. I went with another merchant and no worries it is indeed discreetly billed. I can be reached at 1-888-70-TEASE that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN. The only difference is you guys have to buy blocks of time like 10 mins, 20 mins, 60 mins and so on.. and so on, the price averages 2.50 a min so 10 mins would be 25.00 and so forth. So whose the 1st little fucker to phone me? :-) OH and if you want to use Niteflirt then click the call button on the side it’s a beta version to be connected with me.

MUAH,
SKYLER

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

As most of you all know Niteflirt is moving to a brand new platform and has been down longer than expected. Today I spent most of the day doing 2 months worth of work in one whole solid day. So bitches check out my twitter widget on the rightside bar and follow me or visit my twitter page at SKYLERJORDON some fuck already had the username of SKYLERJORDAN, so I had to use the JORDON. In the mean time since I had nothing better to do tonight other than smoke my bowl and dick around. Look at the hell I am causing. LOL LOL LOL

[21:51] meeboguest67609: HI Are you available. [21:51] SkylerJordan: Hello [21:51] SkylerJordan: How are you? [21:52] meeboguest67609: I doing well Would love to talk with you but niteflirt is down [21:52] SkylerJordan: I know it sucks ass. [21:52] SkylerJordan: Its been down for 24 hours. [21:52] meeboguest67609: Do you have any other choices ? [21:53] SkylerJordan: Yes grab some lotion and start on pulling it [21:53] SkylerJordan: At least that’s Free LOL

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

I hope you fuckers holiday weekend was just as exciting as mine was. I went to a party Saturday night. The bitch was off the chain. I haven’t laughed so hard in many many years. I was so pissed off I left my camera at home and this fuck that I went to school with was in a bra had I got there sooner he said I could have dressed him up. LOL That is still in the works in the next few weeks to come and I will have pictures posted right on this phone sex blog. LOL I was pretty much confined inside, because people wouldn’t go home all because I was there. LOL I have never in my life seen so many guys in heat in my entire life, but what do I expect though with only 2 girls with big tits there and I was one of em. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, But unusually to my surprise I was well behaved. Hell I didn’t even drink I was 100% sober. Hell with a high school reunion only months away I WASN’T ABOUT TO DO SOMEONE I WOULD REGRET. FUCK THAT SHIT…. Why is it when men drink and smoke pot they have one thing on their little heads??? PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY.

GRRRRRRRRRRRR You all are nothing, but a bunch of sick twisted little fuck heads. LOL LOL LOL Well guess what? That’s ok cause I’m one damn good cock tease. :-p and I know that for a FACT……….

Soooo don’t I look mighty cute as hell in the mornings when I wake up???? Waking and Baking all alone isnt fun, but I make it fun. Hell I’m SKYLERJORDAN and or skyler jordon however you fuckers wanna spell it and I make everything fun, but so you know its SKYLERJORDAN.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!! 

After a busy summer. I have thought long and hard about what I want to do with my future. The minute I turned 31 I think I hit my mid life crisis. LOL.. I haven’t been happy for the last few years. I had some extreme life changing events happen to me over the last 10 years and @ 1st I loved sitting at home not going anywheres, but being a hermit. It’s like I closed myself off to the entire world except that of online business.

I woke up one morning a few months back and was like. I gotta do this, and I gotta do that, and I gotta find this one and I just gotta do this one more time. I told myself I just gotta make sure I don’t have any regrets in life. One only gets ONE LIFE TO LIVE and goddammit I will live mine to the fullest.

I have tons of friends that have already gone through marriage and divorces and I have stood at 2 separate weddings as the Maid of Honor and as I was standing there I was thinking to myself

#1-”Damn why am I being forced to waste my time and money? When this shit isn’t going to last”? LOL I know I’m a great friend. LOL
#2-Hell My Fat Ass isn’t ever going to be married. So why do I give a rats ass? LOL LOL LOL

Guess what? NEITHER OF THOSE WEDDINGS LASTED. LOL Money and Precious time was waisted.

All I have ever wanted was to be happy and that isn’t going to happen until I make some changes in my everyday life. I know what I want……..

Look bitches enough of my rantings I promise as soon as the middle of the week comes I will be online and yes on cam. I just can’t for the next 2-3 days and don’t ask why.

~To Speak with Me Live call 1-888-70-TEASE, that’s 1-888-708-3273 and you have to ask for SKYLERJORDAN!!!!